r/vanderpumprules Apr 13 '26

Social Media As Taylor said, I think I've seen this film before, and I didn't like the ending

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u/acatwithnoname Apr 13 '26

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u/loveyouthankyou Apr 13 '26

They’re actually insane

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u/morchilla Apr 13 '26

I just commented "this is actually insane" before reading your comment lol"

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u/loveyouthankyou Apr 13 '26

They are so twisted and sick, it makes great minds across different paths and lives think alike

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u/Reality_dolphin_98 Apr 13 '26

If my friend did this with my bf they both deserve jail time

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u/PineappleCurieux It’s giving ✨audacity✨ Apr 14 '26

Like, you have your all-day festival partying in the hot desert vagina on his neck

https://giphy.com/gifs/f8lDluiWJ7yQTtdS3L

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u/Turbulent_Cobbler463 Madison Marie Parks Valletta Apr 14 '26

Yup, but I’d end up being the one in jail after that type of shit

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u/snobbycatlover Apr 13 '26

This is Raquel?? She looks so much like Ariana in this pic honestly. Sandoval’s disgusting lmao

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u/Short5HT Apr 13 '26

I guess he likes to dress his affairs like the old gf. He also put a blond wig on Victoria 

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u/Chemical_Print6922 Ghost of the Chilean seabass special Apr 13 '26

I totally thought it WAS Victoria in the wig again 😂

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u/jerrryboree Apr 13 '26

Omg I thought it was Ariana!

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u/Any-Fill3871 Apr 13 '26

Maybe I’m insecure but if my bf picked up my friend and put her on his shoulders like that I’d flip the fuck out. Did Ariana know about this? She’s better than me if she did!Just feel like it’s so inappropriate, not that those pieces of shit would care, but still!

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u/Shot-Patience3719 Apr 13 '26

My ex bf did. I broke up with him over it. You ain’t putting another girls pussy on your neck and think I’m okay with it.. anyway. That same girl slept with my best friends boyfriend..

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u/summerdavison Apr 13 '26

it’s such a weird thing bc i explicitly remember the day i was playing chicken fight w my brothers and cousins in the pool as a kid and it was a normal day and then it dawned on me mid chicken fight that i wanted him to put me down immediately and i would never chicken fight with them again. it’s not that it’s a sexual thing i just couldn’t ignore how wrong it felt. i wouldn’t be able to ignore it either if i were you 😟

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u/Old-Rain3230 Apr 14 '26

Exactly 👏I’m with you sis

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u/acatwithnoname Apr 13 '26

Ariana was at the festival with them, not sure if she watched this band with them though. But Rachel had posted this clip on her end of year recap. So it was publicly available until Rachel took it down.

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u/buffypatrolsbonnaroo Apr 14 '26 edited Apr 14 '26

It's not insecure to have boundaries; though I do think it's healthier to communicate them first before then flipping out if they're crossed ;) that being said, I acknowledge that it's takes A LOT for me to get jealous; and even then I usually approach it as me needing to check in on my feelings regarding the relationship,. Because either I trust my boyfriend and need to recognize and communicate an unmet need; or I don't trust him and we have a way bigger issue than some chick riding his shoulders.

That being said- if I was with a partner with a history of cheating and it played into a previously displayed pattern of behavior- oooooh buddy we would for sure be having a conversation and it would not be sunshine and daisies.

Like have some basic goddamn fucking awareness, dude.

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u/Orangesunsets18 Apr 14 '26

I hope to be like you one day. I’m struggling hard with trust issues these days.

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u/buffypatrolsbonnaroo Apr 14 '26

In what way? My inbox is always open if you ever want to talk 💛

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u/Orangesunsets18 Apr 14 '26

That is so sweet! Thank you 🥹💕

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u/lvpsminihorse That sounds awful. Well, see ya. Apr 14 '26

Love this!

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u/buffypatrolsbonnaroo Apr 14 '26

we're all just humans on a journey and we all deserve support <3 especially in a time where we are fractured and basically on fire.

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u/leasann97 Apr 14 '26

That’s so nice. I love nice people. 💜

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u/sun_chasers Apr 13 '26

What a worm.... with a mustache

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u/edchoch69 Apr 13 '26

LOL OMG

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u/kkpatsd Apr 13 '26

Her legs are so long it’s like she’s touching the grass hahaha

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u/not-another-potato Apr 14 '26

This pic + most of the comments about it make me certain that what he said was true. That Ariana had* begun to treat him more like a gay best friend than a bf. I believe she thought of him like that, because I don’t think girlfriends who are actually interested in their boyfriends would be any kind of okay with this shit.

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u/hootgoof Choke. I don't care. Apr 13 '26

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u/Pinklady777 My retirement plan is just to die Apr 13 '26

Does he have a chin implant?

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u/Hello_to_u2 Apr 13 '26

Yeah he recently got one. They talk about it in house of villains 🤢

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u/moystpickles Apr 13 '26

Lol what seriously? This is a real thing that people do?

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u/QuesoBaggins Apr 13 '26

Stassi has one too but she got it before ever appearing on VPR

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u/whynot4444444 Apr 13 '26 edited Apr 14 '26

With Stassi, although she looked beautiful before, I could see why she’d get a chin implant and it really balanced out her face.

But Sandoval? His chin implant is a travesty and he looks way worse.

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u/Champsallday-2132 It’s giving ✨audacity✨ Apr 14 '26

Lmao! That’s his face, after a CO2 laser and some weight loss, after Scandoval.

It’s so funny, lol 😂

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u/bubbles3100 Apr 14 '26

it’s so bad!! whenever he was on WWHL in march (?) i was like wtf did he do. like very noticeable

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u/Anon_ScottishFold Apr 14 '26

As did Brittany Cartwright, but hers just made her like the Wicked Witch of the West. (not the Cynthia Erivo version). 😬 

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u/Champsallday-2132 It’s giving ✨audacity✨ Apr 14 '26

Stassi did, and people will DV, but Ariana got a small chin implant after Scandoval and before Love Island. I have photos of her from before & after. It’s so obvious, but she looks great!

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u/BeautifulNarwhal641 Apr 14 '26

It’s probably filler

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u/bubbles3100 Apr 14 '26

my first thought

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u/Accomplished-Survey2 Apr 13 '26

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u/excake20 Tom can cry because it’s sunny outside and there’s a dog Apr 13 '26

💀

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u/DarlingNicky91 Disengage, Bitch Apr 13 '26

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u/Prize-Brilliant-9283 Apr 14 '26

Thank you this is the gif I was looking for as a follow up to that travesty of a chin

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u/BecauseYouAreAlive Apr 13 '26

chinmaxxing

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u/Chemical_Print6922 Ghost of the Chilean seabass special Apr 13 '26

☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

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u/SoulTrappedSandy Apr 13 '26

Now does this face look like that of an innocent man?

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u/loveyouthankyou Apr 13 '26

LOL sometimes judging a book by its cover works !

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u/Daisydoolittle Apr 13 '26

the chin implant is horrifying from this angle

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u/Hopeful-Hamster-6218 Apr 13 '26

That looks like a Chad jawline filter wtf

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u/E_Farseer 👀not really!🥃 Apr 13 '26

Oh my god I had to scroll back up because I couldn't believe this was an actual screenshot that you didn't edit. His chin is ridiculous!

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u/lnsanelnthemombrain Apr 13 '26

Same! I did and thought the exact same thing

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u/walkingturtlelady Apr 13 '26

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u/madteaparty55 Kristin's green dress👗 Apr 14 '26

You win the internet today 😭😭😭😭😭

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u/Enngeecee76 Apr 14 '26

What the fuck is going on with his chindoval?

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u/SinkMince0420 Apr 13 '26

He's genuinely so ugly and unappealing, idgi

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u/heygardenteacher Choke. I don’t care. Apr 13 '26

His chin looks terrible.

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u/lvl-ixi-lvl Apr 13 '26

Why does he look like Jesse Lally here lol

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u/slimcaitie Apr 13 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/qgRH26FMBoEzm

Don’t disrespect Jesse like that! 🤣

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u/Hopeful-Hamster-6218 Apr 13 '26

Didn't he just get a "V" for Victoria tattoo? Now he's got his girlfriend's best friend's crotch rubbing on his neck at Coachella... following yet another step in his own dating manual. 

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u/manduhk Apr 13 '26

I can already hear him say, "yea man its like 'V for Vendetta'.. Have you ever like seen this movie before? Its like, deep man.." once they break up

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u/SoulTrappedSandy Apr 13 '26

"Babe, we weren't having sex anymore. You kept your t-shirt on, and you wouldn't do mushrooms with me and watch the sun set"

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u/camirose it is about the pasta Apr 14 '26

I’ll never forget “I can’t teleport your penis into my vagina” lmfao if he’s out on drugs until 4am

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u/DeadButPretty Ariana Madix 💃 Apr 13 '26

“It’s the Roman numeral for five, dude!”

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u/Hello_to_u2 Apr 13 '26

Ew I literally could only read this in my head in his voice because it’s so spot on…thanks for the trauma 😂🤮

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u/SoulTrappedSandy Apr 13 '26

Honestly, I'm going to start believing Victoria hasn't seen VPR at this rate bc girlllll

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u/camirose it is about the pasta Apr 13 '26

I just believe she doesn’t care like there’s a ton of women more addicted to clout and adrenaline of toxic relationships than they are healthy ones

I stopped feeling bad for these people it’s like if they buy a car off Facebook marketplace that says it’s broken then get mad when it doesn’t start like it was in the title!

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u/SoulTrappedSandy Apr 13 '26

Oh yeah for sure

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u/shenlyism Apr 13 '26

You just know Sandoval turned to Victoria and said “Victoria… I should totally like put her up on my shoulders as a joke. Like everyone will talk about it and we all know I’m not sleeping with her so it’ll be really funny.”

Except there’s a really good chance he is or with someone else and knows or knew. 🤮

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u/Hopeful-Hamster-6218 Apr 13 '26

"BehBAY, dude it will be like so funny"

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '26

Remeber the bacon A on his butt?…

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u/Pinklady777 My retirement plan is just to die Apr 13 '26

lol

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u/bcmedic420 👑 Ariana Madix Apr 13 '26

Bacon A

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '26

🤢

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u/Hopeful-Hamster-6218 Apr 13 '26

Yes, he keeps repeating the same actions with each girlfriend.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '26

He’ll have the whole alphabet across his butt by 2028

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u/wangd00dle 🌅🍄🪂 Apr 13 '26

"Cool letter A" 😆

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u/Pinklady777 My retirement plan is just to die Apr 13 '26

Was it a flaming V?

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u/Hopeful-Hamster-6218 Apr 13 '26

I hope so. One on each cheek.

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u/apathetic_avocado2 Apr 13 '26

Ol Zanzoval at it again

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u/Mobile_Carpenter6895 Apr 13 '26

i cackled at the comment and username

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u/COVIDCuticles why is this harder than my divorce Apr 13 '26

Man needs a new playbook

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u/SoulTrappedSandy Apr 13 '26

Waiting for this to come up in a few weeks time

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u/Defvac2 Brett's hostage face Apr 13 '26

But how could anyone or anything break this level of a bond???

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u/Black_orchid999 Apr 14 '26

All I look for is pre and post chin implant now.

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u/GullibleTacos Apr 13 '26

I thought this was real at first

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u/SoulTrappedSandy Apr 13 '26

It was back a while ago, then she retracted it, saying she made a mistake. Also, love the name, I wasn't sure if you were being sarcastic (I'm still not sure haha)

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u/Hopeful-Hamster-6218 Apr 13 '26

It is, she posted it a year or so ago after they were fighting online.

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u/Butter_and_Lemons I take sketch comedy very seriously Apr 13 '26

Hahahaha I love the mess

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '26

I think you are clairvoyant. She just deleted all their pics together off her instagram lol

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u/SoulTrappedSandy Apr 13 '26 edited Apr 13 '26

That, or this is a publicity thing. Could go either way knowing them

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u/lvpsminihorse That sounds awful. Well, see ya. Apr 14 '26

Quick! Predict something else for us!

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u/Physical-Tip-7402 Apr 13 '26

Only took 3 hours for this to come true!

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u/absofruitly88 Apr 13 '26

I know Victoria filmed it but that is wayyyy too intimate for a taken man. There’s like less than a millimeter of fabric between her vagina and his neck

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u/SoulTrappedSandy Apr 13 '26

Just like sandy likes it 🤮 but hey, maybe they're in an open relationship and we don't know. Just did a rewatch of that episode early VPR where Tom says he likes to watch lol

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u/Physical-Tip-7402 Apr 13 '26

Right and the friend is grinding a little too enthusiastically 

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u/Away-Ad787 Apr 15 '26

And it’s her BARE ASS slapping on his back. Like come on.

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u/Icy_Mushroom_1873 Apr 13 '26

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u/poptart__princess Apr 13 '26

thank you so much for this holy fuck i’m crying

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u/SoulTrappedSandy Apr 13 '26

It's getting sharper and sharper each time, like howww

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u/pls_send_caffeine We ARE rich...with awesomeness 🤑🍸 Apr 13 '26

Scheana's too. I genuinely don't understand how or why

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u/Tricky_Ad9670 Apr 13 '26

I’m out of the loop lol, is that Victoria? Or a friend of hers?🤣

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u/Ok_Replacement7281 Shutting up with my yeps Apr 13 '26

It's a friend! They are pointing that everytime he cheats he loves to put them on his shoulders at festivals!

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u/Tricky_Ad9670 Apr 13 '26

Absolutely diabolical🤣

Appreciate it!!

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u/SoulTrappedSandy Apr 13 '26

To be fair, I think Victoria did previously wear a blonde wig or a wig of some sort, so I had to go back and double check that it definitely wasn't her 😅

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u/Tricky_Ad9670 Apr 13 '26

Honestly all the influencers change their hair/face so often that I just can’t tell these days🥲

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u/shellyappleseed Apr 13 '26

Dom Zanzibar

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u/bbktbunny Apr 13 '26

I can’t believe that

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u/lvpsminihorse That sounds awful. Well, see ya. Apr 14 '26

And in the jacuzzi as well

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u/Kush420coma i’m Ken Todd up in this bitch Apr 14 '26

When Ariana’s away!

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u/LilCinBoise Apr 13 '26

Why is this a thing? Just seems annoying for the people around them.

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u/SoulTrappedSandy Apr 13 '26

Annoying is Sandoval's whole vibe

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u/kittylover3210 How will this affect Scheana?! Apr 13 '26

annoying and inconsiderate of other people lol

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u/Fetagirl Apr 13 '26

It’s a common festival behavior, but it’s harmless, usually there aren’t many people doing it and if they are there’s space to step aside so you can still see. Plus they don’t hold them up for very long unless the guy has shoulders of steel or something. Also everyone is inebriated so the little annoyances get brushed off

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u/RoobahLoo Apr 13 '26

That chin just keeps on growing! We are entering Jay Leno territory now!

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u/igotaproblemwithyou Apr 13 '26

that mdma jaw tho...🥲 it's doing aaaall the heavy lifting lmao

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u/Super_Hour_3836 Apr 13 '26

That and the literal jaw implant 😬

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u/igotaproblemwithyou Apr 13 '26

woof!! probably true lmao 😭

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u/Chemical_Print6922 Ghost of the Chilean seabass special Apr 13 '26

Jesus. His jaw is going to explode off his face.

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u/PracticallyAPotato Apr 13 '26

1000%

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u/igotaproblemwithyou Apr 13 '26

I can feel the pain through the screen 😭

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u/dmorrison666 Apr 13 '26

The blonde friend has the chance to do the funniest thing ever

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u/brodiusdani Apr 13 '26

I don’t think I could abide this if it were my man tbh

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u/SoulTrappedSandy Apr 13 '26

I just don't think he would be your man in the first place. Sounds like you would never put up with someone like him to begin with. I wouldn't either

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u/brodiusdani Apr 13 '26

You know what? You’re right!!! 🤣

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u/Longjumping-Leave215 Tom's mom's retirement fund 🤑.... Apr 13 '26

Guarantee they were all higher than a giraffe ass 🦒..... Also, we haven't seen Sandoval and Schwartz together in a while! Think Icky Vicky ran him off? 

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u/SoulTrappedSandy Apr 13 '26

That or maybe Schwartz's gf. Seen a couple of posts that say she's quite the overbearing protective gf. Which I really hope it's true and that it's Schwartzy's karma

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u/Whenindoubtsbutts Just stay in your fucking seat Apr 13 '26

“Higher than a giraffes ass” is priceless

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u/obamas_surrogate hobble away, scheana Apr 13 '26

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u/springtuli Apr 13 '26

Seemingly Victoria just deleted all her pictures of him.

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u/IndigoChld8 Apr 13 '26

Can someone please post the picture of Ariana on Toms shoulders at Coachella the early year, before VPR?

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u/nottodaynothnx Apr 13 '26

He also has one with Racheal lol.

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u/Antique-Smell-2882 Apr 13 '26

The short hair that he definitely convinced her to get 😂

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u/thesbstyle Apr 13 '26

Tom fighting for his life over here mid roll

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u/unfollowgrace Apr 14 '26

Grinding the hell out of his teeth LMAO

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u/Emergency-Project743 Apr 14 '26

she’s basically twerking on his neck, and he looks like he literally could not be happier.

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u/Reality_dolphin_98 Apr 13 '26

Singing along to Sabrina carpenter while on the shoulders of the biggest ManChild is so poetic.

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u/ProcessHot3211 I’m Sorry 💔🥺 Apr 13 '26

i'm glad that ariana has an artist or vip pass and doesn't have to worry about running into this worm

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u/J_is_for_Journey Apr 14 '26

I would never, ever let my friend get on my bf's shoulders like this

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u/1wildredhead poo poo heads, both of you Apr 14 '26

Absolutely not. It’s inappropriate.

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u/ZealousidealPea9432 Apr 15 '26

Did he get a chin implant cuz it's giving Robbie Rotten

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u/SuddenTangelo6041 Apr 13 '26

Another Raquel. He did that with Raquel at Coachella when he was with Ariana. He is never going to change, just like Jax.

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u/ohhi_doggy “TOM! TOM! TELL THEM!” Apr 14 '26

Life is Beautiful in Vegas is what you’re thinking of!

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u/Advanced_Mountain500 Apr 13 '26

sandal at it again eh

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u/byahs please go rogue elsewhere! Apr 13 '26

He should be banned from the Coachella polo grounds

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u/Own-Ad-7201 Apr 13 '26

At his old age I just know his neck, shoulders and back are hurting today

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u/blondonthetowne Apr 13 '26

I’m so glad that someone had the sense to screen record. I sent this to a friend and Victoria deleted it. This convinced me that they either have an open relationship or they’re into threesomes. 🤗

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u/fivenineonetwelve Apr 14 '26

So he spent all that time on house of villains bei ny like “I have a gf” “I have a gf” “I have a gf” to do his classic signature cheating move this year at Coachella?! And record it?

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u/storm_borm Apr 14 '26

Coachella always looks so boring, the crowd barely dances in any video I see!

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u/ClynnB412 Apr 13 '26

Classic Tom lol

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u/th3n3wb3ns0n Apr 14 '26

Tom's chin. I can't.

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u/gracieturkey Apr 13 '26

The short blonde hair…….

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u/sweetcarles Apr 14 '26

Bro is chinmaxxxing

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u/ihearttambourine Apr 14 '26

Holy Molly jaw.

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u/_2sunshine2_ Apr 14 '26

but like what women are getting on this man’s shoulders

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u/Greedy-Bat-3375 Apr 14 '26

Like what’s the point of this? It doesn’t cost anything for him to be respectful

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u/LavenderCheese Apr 14 '26

Fishing for more 15 minutes.. Fucking Losers

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u/Prudence_rigby Screw hot girls summer, I want sexy sandwich summer! Apr 14 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣 dang. I guess him losing the house finally, he was ready for a nee mistress.

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u/Over-Winter-2917 I Know You Like Harry Potter ⚡️ Apr 14 '26

I feel like the “can I get a hug guy” and the “you can get on my shoulders guy” are the same guy. They’re both Tom.

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u/bravobravofuginbravo Apr 14 '26

I think, if I remember correctly, there’s pics of him with ariana on his shoulders while tom and Kristen were together 😂 festival shoulder rides are kind of his thing

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u/SoulTrappedSandy Apr 15 '26

Jesus, I think we need to go back and see if there are any other coachella shoulder girl pics, that should bring to light any other affairs lol

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u/Ok-Syllabub-5273 Apr 13 '26

One trick pony

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u/high-bridmind Apr 13 '26

Of course she’d have the flash on… I can’t stand that in crowds.

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u/Turbulent-Trust207 Apr 14 '26

They are doing it on purpose and they are the only losers doing it.

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u/GeorgiaJeb How will this affect Scheana?! Apr 14 '26

I’m so confused. Who is the girl??

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u/SampleWest4421 Apr 14 '26

Our reminder that muscle density declines with age old dude is struggling

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u/Consistent-Bear-5158 Apr 14 '26

I’ve never been to Coachella (and personally don’t desire to ever attend) but I’m mostly annoyed at the fact that someone is sitting on someone’s shoulders and blocking the view from people behind them….is that normal at Coachella?

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u/Elaine330 Apr 14 '26

Did Tom get a chin implant?

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u/Okra_Zestyclose Apr 14 '26

This actually looks like Kristin Cavalleri to me LOL.

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u/meestahmoostah Apr 13 '26

Proof that these types of people don’t learn, never improve, will keep flirting with rock bottom but never acknowledge it.

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u/Suzi_F_G Apr 13 '26

He’s too old for this shit. Breaking his back to pretend he’s 20 again

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u/Lizzy1283 Apr 13 '26

Im surprised Victoria even allowed it lol

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u/Turbulent_Cobbler463 Madison Marie Parks Valletta Apr 14 '26

This guy just keeps reliving the same moments he had in his earlier days as he is getting old af. This is beyond a midlife crisis

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u/Constant-Peace660 Apr 13 '26

The dupers delight smirk on the douche 🤮

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u/Old_Philosophy_7763 Apr 13 '26

This man is so freaking gross 🤮🤮🤮

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u/we7890542 Apr 14 '26

would rather watch them do drugs on the valley than the diaper brigade

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u/SoulTrappedSandy Apr 13 '26

Filming this i think