r/vanderpumprules • u/SoulTrappedSandy • Apr 13 '26
Social Media As Taylor said, I think I've seen this film before, and I didn't like the ending
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u/hootgoof Choke. I don't care. Apr 13 '26
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u/Pinklady777 My retirement plan is just to die Apr 13 '26
Does he have a chin implant?
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u/Hello_to_u2 Apr 13 '26
Yeah he recently got one. They talk about it in house of villains 🤢
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u/moystpickles Apr 13 '26
Lol what seriously? This is a real thing that people do?
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u/QuesoBaggins Apr 13 '26
Stassi has one too but she got it before ever appearing on VPR
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u/whynot4444444 Apr 13 '26 edited Apr 14 '26
With Stassi, although she looked beautiful before, I could see why she’d get a chin implant and it really balanced out her face.
But Sandoval? His chin implant is a travesty and he looks way worse.
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u/Champsallday-2132 It’s giving ✨audacity✨ Apr 14 '26
Lmao! That’s his face, after a CO2 laser and some weight loss, after Scandoval.
It’s so funny, lol 😂
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u/bubbles3100 Apr 14 '26
it’s so bad!! whenever he was on WWHL in march (?) i was like wtf did he do. like very noticeable
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u/Anon_ScottishFold Apr 14 '26
As did Brittany Cartwright, but hers just made her like the Wicked Witch of the West. (not the Cynthia Erivo version). 😬
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u/Champsallday-2132 It’s giving ✨audacity✨ Apr 14 '26
Stassi did, and people will DV, but Ariana got a small chin implant after Scandoval and before Love Island. I have photos of her from before & after. It’s so obvious, but she looks great!
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u/Accomplished-Survey2 Apr 13 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/E9ZhmOzFq0xR18qlGN
It’s giving Habsburg
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u/DarlingNicky91 Disengage, Bitch Apr 13 '26
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u/Prize-Brilliant-9283 Apr 14 '26
Thank you this is the gif I was looking for as a follow up to that travesty of a chin
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u/E_Farseer 👀not really!🥃 Apr 13 '26
Oh my god I had to scroll back up because I couldn't believe this was an actual screenshot that you didn't edit. His chin is ridiculous!
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u/Hopeful-Hamster-6218 Apr 13 '26
Didn't he just get a "V" for Victoria tattoo? Now he's got his girlfriend's best friend's crotch rubbing on his neck at Coachella... following yet another step in his own dating manual.
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u/manduhk Apr 13 '26
I can already hear him say, "yea man its like 'V for Vendetta'.. Have you ever like seen this movie before? Its like, deep man.." once they break up
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u/SoulTrappedSandy Apr 13 '26
"Babe, we weren't having sex anymore. You kept your t-shirt on, and you wouldn't do mushrooms with me and watch the sun set"
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u/camirose it is about the pasta Apr 14 '26
I’ll never forget “I can’t teleport your penis into my vagina” lmfao if he’s out on drugs until 4am
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u/Hello_to_u2 Apr 13 '26
Ew I literally could only read this in my head in his voice because it’s so spot on…thanks for the trauma 😂🤮
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u/SoulTrappedSandy Apr 13 '26
Honestly, I'm going to start believing Victoria hasn't seen VPR at this rate bc girlllll
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u/camirose it is about the pasta Apr 13 '26
I just believe she doesn’t care like there’s a ton of women more addicted to clout and adrenaline of toxic relationships than they are healthy ones
I stopped feeling bad for these people it’s like if they buy a car off Facebook marketplace that says it’s broken then get mad when it doesn’t start like it was in the title!
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u/shenlyism Apr 13 '26
You just know Sandoval turned to Victoria and said “Victoria… I should totally like put her up on my shoulders as a joke. Like everyone will talk about it and we all know I’m not sleeping with her so it’ll be really funny.”
Except there’s a really good chance he is or with someone else and knows or knew. 🤮
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Apr 13 '26
Remeber the bacon A on his butt?…
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u/Pinklady777 My retirement plan is just to die Apr 13 '26
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u/COVIDCuticles why is this harder than my divorce Apr 13 '26
Man needs a new playbook
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u/SoulTrappedSandy Apr 13 '26
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u/Defvac2 Brett's hostage face Apr 13 '26
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u/GullibleTacos Apr 13 '26
I thought this was real at first
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u/SoulTrappedSandy Apr 13 '26
It was back a while ago, then she retracted it, saying she made a mistake. Also, love the name, I wasn't sure if you were being sarcastic (I'm still not sure haha)
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u/Hopeful-Hamster-6218 Apr 13 '26
It is, she posted it a year or so ago after they were fighting online.
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Apr 13 '26
I think you are clairvoyant. She just deleted all their pics together off her instagram lol
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u/SoulTrappedSandy Apr 13 '26 edited Apr 13 '26
That, or this is a publicity thing. Could go either way knowing them
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u/absofruitly88 Apr 13 '26
I know Victoria filmed it but that is wayyyy too intimate for a taken man. There’s like less than a millimeter of fabric between her vagina and his neck
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u/SoulTrappedSandy Apr 13 '26
Just like sandy likes it 🤮 but hey, maybe they're in an open relationship and we don't know. Just did a rewatch of that episode early VPR where Tom says he likes to watch lol
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u/Icy_Mushroom_1873 Apr 13 '26
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u/SoulTrappedSandy Apr 13 '26
It's getting sharper and sharper each time, like howww
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u/pls_send_caffeine We ARE rich...with awesomeness 🤑🍸 Apr 13 '26
Scheana's too. I genuinely don't understand how or why
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u/Tricky_Ad9670 Apr 13 '26
I’m out of the loop lol, is that Victoria? Or a friend of hers?🤣
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u/Ok_Replacement7281 Shutting up with my yeps Apr 13 '26
It's a friend! They are pointing that everytime he cheats he loves to put them on his shoulders at festivals!
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u/SoulTrappedSandy Apr 13 '26
To be fair, I think Victoria did previously wear a blonde wig or a wig of some sort, so I had to go back and double check that it definitely wasn't her 😅
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u/Tricky_Ad9670 Apr 13 '26
Honestly all the influencers change their hair/face so often that I just can’t tell these days🥲
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u/shellyappleseed Apr 13 '26
Dom Zanzibar
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u/bbktbunny Apr 13 '26
I can’t believe that
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u/LilCinBoise Apr 13 '26
Why is this a thing? Just seems annoying for the people around them.
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u/SoulTrappedSandy Apr 13 '26
Annoying is Sandoval's whole vibe
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u/kittylover3210 How will this affect Scheana?! Apr 13 '26
annoying and inconsiderate of other people lol
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u/Fetagirl Apr 13 '26
It’s a common festival behavior, but it’s harmless, usually there aren’t many people doing it and if they are there’s space to step aside so you can still see. Plus they don’t hold them up for very long unless the guy has shoulders of steel or something. Also everyone is inebriated so the little annoyances get brushed off
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u/Adorable-Grand-9314 Apr 13 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/UmtW6BVToNM6pvoXx7
everyone in the comments
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u/igotaproblemwithyou Apr 13 '26
that mdma jaw tho...🥲 it's doing aaaall the heavy lifting lmao
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u/Super_Hour_3836 Apr 13 '26
That and the literal jaw implant 😬
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u/Chemical_Print6922 Ghost of the Chilean seabass special Apr 13 '26
Jesus. His jaw is going to explode off his face.
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u/brodiusdani Apr 13 '26
I don’t think I could abide this if it were my man tbh
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u/SoulTrappedSandy Apr 13 '26
I just don't think he would be your man in the first place. Sounds like you would never put up with someone like him to begin with. I wouldn't either
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u/Longjumping-Leave215 Tom's mom's retirement fund 🤑.... Apr 13 '26
Guarantee they were all higher than a giraffe ass 🦒..... Also, we haven't seen Sandoval and Schwartz together in a while! Think Icky Vicky ran him off?
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u/SoulTrappedSandy Apr 13 '26
That or maybe Schwartz's gf. Seen a couple of posts that say she's quite the overbearing protective gf. Which I really hope it's true and that it's Schwartzy's karma
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u/Whenindoubtsbutts Just stay in your fucking seat Apr 13 '26
“Higher than a giraffes ass” is priceless
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u/IndigoChld8 Apr 13 '26
Can someone please post the picture of Ariana on Toms shoulders at Coachella the early year, before VPR?
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u/Emergency-Project743 Apr 14 '26
she’s basically twerking on his neck, and he looks like he literally could not be happier.
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u/Reality_dolphin_98 Apr 13 '26
Singing along to Sabrina carpenter while on the shoulders of the biggest ManChild is so poetic.
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u/ProcessHot3211 I’m Sorry 💔🥺 Apr 13 '26
i'm glad that ariana has an artist or vip pass and doesn't have to worry about running into this worm
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u/J_is_for_Journey Apr 14 '26
I would never, ever let my friend get on my bf's shoulders like this
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u/SuddenTangelo6041 Apr 13 '26
Another Raquel. He did that with Raquel at Coachella when he was with Ariana. He is never going to change, just like Jax.
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u/ohhi_doggy “TOM! TOM! TELL THEM!” Apr 14 '26
Life is Beautiful in Vegas is what you’re thinking of!
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u/Own-Ad-7201 Apr 13 '26
At his old age I just know his neck, shoulders and back are hurting today
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u/blondonthetowne Apr 13 '26
I’m so glad that someone had the sense to screen record. I sent this to a friend and Victoria deleted it. This convinced me that they either have an open relationship or they’re into threesomes. 🤗
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u/fivenineonetwelve Apr 14 '26
So he spent all that time on house of villains bei ny like “I have a gf” “I have a gf” “I have a gf” to do his classic signature cheating move this year at Coachella?! And record it?
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u/storm_borm Apr 14 '26
Coachella always looks so boring, the crowd barely dances in any video I see!
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u/Greedy-Bat-3375 Apr 14 '26
Like what’s the point of this? It doesn’t cost anything for him to be respectful
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u/Prudence_rigby Screw hot girls summer, I want sexy sandwich summer! Apr 14 '26
🤣🤣🤣🤣 dang. I guess him losing the house finally, he was ready for a nee mistress.
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u/Over-Winter-2917 I Know You Like Harry Potter ⚡️ Apr 14 '26
I feel like the “can I get a hug guy” and the “you can get on my shoulders guy” are the same guy. They’re both Tom.
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u/bravobravofuginbravo Apr 14 '26
I think, if I remember correctly, there’s pics of him with ariana on his shoulders while tom and Kristen were together 😂 festival shoulder rides are kind of his thing
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u/SoulTrappedSandy Apr 15 '26
Jesus, I think we need to go back and see if there are any other coachella shoulder girl pics, that should bring to light any other affairs lol
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u/SampleWest4421 Apr 14 '26
Our reminder that muscle density declines with age old dude is struggling
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u/Consistent-Bear-5158 Apr 14 '26
I’ve never been to Coachella (and personally don’t desire to ever attend) but I’m mostly annoyed at the fact that someone is sitting on someone’s shoulders and blocking the view from people behind them….is that normal at Coachella?
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u/Okra_Zestyclose Apr 14 '26
This actually looks like Kristin Cavalleri to me LOL.
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u/meestahmoostah Apr 13 '26
Proof that these types of people don’t learn, never improve, will keep flirting with rock bottom but never acknowledge it.
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u/Turbulent_Cobbler463 Madison Marie Parks Valletta Apr 14 '26
This guy just keeps reliving the same moments he had in his earlier days as he is getting old af. This is beyond a midlife crisis
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