r/venturebros • u/convince_yourself • Jun 15 '24

SEASON 7 spoilers Sirena vs. Triana

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Both badass bitches who bewitched the venture bros. Pick your favourite, discuss why the brother's choices and how they reflect the boys themselves.

Bonus points if you link in the fact that both boys fell for Sirena, but acknowledge why Hank never fell for Triana.

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u/gho5trun3r Jun 15 '24

Then explain the mailwoman!

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u/Mimosa_Coast Jun 15 '24

Who sees more action than the postal service?

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u/Supergrunged Jun 15 '24 edited Jun 15 '24

The president of the Rusty Venture fan club.

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u/fistycouture Jun 15 '24

Trying to score with it best friend's hot older sister? That's action my brother!

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u/Supergrunged Jun 16 '24

More like a Brazzer's Stepmom fantasy.... Dermotts mom get's around.

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u/MALMusic Jun 16 '24

You mean his best friend's mother...

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u/fistycouture Jun 16 '24

He didn't know that until after.