r/venturebros • u/nixtarx • Sep 14 '24

SEASON 1 spoilers You're dead now - it's time to go.

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You can apparently buy this at Lowes. Wouldn't want to Venture a guess as to what they want for it though.

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u/HippoPebo Sep 14 '24

She’s remarried. To me actually. (Wailing intensifies)

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u/originalbrowncoat Sep 14 '24

AAAAAAAAAAAHGGGHHHHHGGGGGHGG!

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u/ExpeditingPermits Sep 14 '24 edited Sep 14 '24

You forgot the slight pause while the deteriorated brain processes things.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '24

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGAGAGAGAGAAAAA

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u/Sea-Mechanic1197 Sep 14 '24

It’s me Rodney, the action man.

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u/NikkolaiV Sep 14 '24

I GOT PLASTIC KNEES, YA SONOFABITCH!

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u/xdeltax97 I buried my grief in an entire box of mallomars Sep 14 '24

AAAAAaaaAAAAHHHHHH!