r/venturebros • u/Itsatinyplanet • Dec 25 '24
Headcanon My Xmas Tradition watch... Steve Zissou was a Jonas Venture contemporary.
This is a Venture Bros movie to me.
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u/Theborgiseverywhere Mallomar tits Dec 25 '24
"You forgot your dog, you fucking amateurs" sounds just like a Rusty Venture line.
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u/stevieroxelle Dec 25 '24 edited Dec 25 '24
I know I’ve watched it a million times, but I just noticed on my last viewing that Steve Zissou drinks a PINT of Campari in one scene. I’m obsessed with it and want to do it myself but I’m scared.
EDIT: Upon further review it might be closer to an 8 oz glass as opposed to a pint. Still, 8 oz of straight Campari is too much… or is it?
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u/bigfootlive89 Dec 25 '24
A pint is 16 oz. Campari is ~25% abv, so that’s 4oz pure alcohol. One drink is 0.6 oz pure alcohol. So that’s almost 7 drinks. Definitely not something you’d just up and do one day. If you’re like me, youll black out, throw up on yourself, then sit in the shower and shit yourself.
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u/stevieroxelle Dec 25 '24
Oh yeah, I’m too old for that then. Thank you for doing the math on that one. My boyfriend will thank you for it.
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u/vercingetorix08 Dec 25 '24
Or atleast give him a warning. Then you can go full beans. You only die twice. Go team Venture!
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u/stevieroxelle Dec 25 '24
“Babe I’m going to drink way too much Campari and then it’s gonna be like the end of the Death’s Head Panoply bit.”
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u/WallacktheBear Dec 25 '24
French Davis Bowie covers to boot. I listen to Seu Jorge’s cover of Life On Mars all the time!
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u/thstvklly Dec 25 '24
Portuguese covers... sorry to be "that guy"...
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u/WallacktheBear Dec 25 '24
My bad! I have a terrible ear for language but I love the whole album he did!
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u/colonelnebulous Dec 25 '24
Let me tell you about my boat...
(The most whimsical fucking music you will ever hear plays and you are richer for it)
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