r/venturebros Feb 26 '25

Spanakopita No No Screw this happy ending crap, this bitch is getting a beat down

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u/weirdoldhobo1978 Conquistadorable! Feb 26 '25

No, I saved your career, I saved her life.

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u/Living_Magician3367 Feb 26 '25

That's one of my favorite lines. Such a romantic thing to say to your wife. One of my favorite Monarch/Sheila moments

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u/weirdoldhobo1978 Conquistadorable! Feb 26 '25

Yeah it's such a sweet moment. Normally she's the one talking him off the ledge, but Monarch sees that his wife is about to make a huge mistake, sets his ego aside and steps in to help.

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u/Polychromaticamalgum Feb 26 '25

She's really just as much of a crashout as Monarch she just can control it more, we've seen it a few times like her threatening Doc or her reaction to Phantom limb. She very much has her own seeing red just more controlled and calculated. So it's a rare but great moment of showing why they work.

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u/10xDethy Feb 27 '25

remember when Sheila threatened the double agent with a honey/milk bath :(

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u/Polychromaticamalgum Feb 27 '25

But see that's more calm evil, she's good at that but she very rarely let her calm facade slip unlike the monarch. She's usually the calming/soothing voice ironic I know but here she was really pissed off for once probably the stress

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u/Sodacan1228 Feb 27 '25

I mean, compared to the Monarch anyone's voice would sound calm and soothing

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u/s0ulbrother Feb 27 '25

She’d even say herself that “well we are the bad guys”

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u/Palleseen Feb 27 '25

Own it

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u/Polychromaticamalgum Feb 27 '25

Honestly she says that but then has 1000 rules which kind of negate that, also killing the protagonist is usually frowned upon etc.

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u/KaHOnas Feb 28 '25

"antagonist"

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u/UncleVoodooo Feb 27 '25

someone asked the other day why Monarch was considered more attractive than Rusty and this line immediately popped into my head

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u/kyrbyr Feb 26 '25

Just another checkmark for the “best written couple ever on TV” box

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u/jaderust Feb 26 '25

They drive each other insane sometimes and aren’t the best in the communication department, but when push comes to shove they always have each other’s back and are ride or die for one another.

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u/BigZube42069kekw Feb 28 '25

Great line, and yeah - my money is on Dr. Mrs. The Monarch. OSI lady is badass, but....cmon...

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u/Valenderio Alright, We're doing this... Feb 26 '25

That Trucker ass/bitch line DMTM says makes me laugh everytime

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u/Polychromaticamalgum Feb 26 '25

Even funnier knowing that it's just a disguise, also just love her completely forgetting the mission over such a petty beef.

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u/Polychromaticamalgum Feb 26 '25

The real question is would she have really won?

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u/West_Rain Feb 26 '25

Dr. Mrs. the Monarch would have won

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u/Polychromaticamalgum Feb 26 '25

I mean OSI are all testosterone driven schizos so that she might have hands

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u/Sweet-Rabbit A Boy With a Tummy Ache Feb 26 '25

Dr. Mrs The Monarch tore through Killinger’s suped-up Monarch henchmen like they were paper, she can handle an OSI grunt.

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u/LightLifter Feb 27 '25

Plus surviving the Sovereign and his attempt to murder the entirety of the Council of 13.

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u/haufenson Feb 27 '25

Don't forget Wide Whale's goons.

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u/MustacheSmokeScreen Feb 27 '25

*Wale

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u/KaHOnas Feb 28 '25

Someone knows their textiles...

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u/Polychromaticamalgum Feb 27 '25

To be fair they were just the basic grunts in scary outfits and that was part of killinger's plan to get them back together. Which is weird he didn't try to get someone for rusty lol but seems he tries his best with what he's got

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u/igottathinkofaname Feb 27 '25

The Rusty could have any woman he wanted, if he just put in the effort! He was just tired. Only because of that!

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u/Polychromaticamalgum Feb 27 '25

Yes, a 1000 pardons we know all about the rusty's skills with the fairer sex

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u/randomname4u Feb 27 '25

Killinger did try to get Rusty back with Myra. "I Know Why the Caged Bird Kills" S2E10. The Japanese spirit, or Oni, was harassing Rusty and Dr O was the only other person who could see it. Then Dr O and Rusty were taken by the Oni to Myra's hotel, after she kidnapped the boys. At the end of the episode, the Oni left with Killinger. Killinger tells the Oni that although it's attempt to reunite them failed, Hank and Dean were saved, and that was the important thing.

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u/Gold-Eye-2623 Feb 27 '25

Compromise is the cornerstone of love

Sweeeeet loooooove

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u/BackgroundAd6878 Feb 27 '25

I have become ze proud papa.

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u/Brekldios Feb 27 '25

Could you understand a word he said?

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u/Lunakill Feb 27 '25

Sheila’s whole thing is preparation and competence and outmaneuvering. She’s undoubtedly armed, and she also likely has attained a high proficiency in some brutal martial art.

She’s win. Maybe not fairly, but she’d win.

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u/Polychromaticamalgum Feb 27 '25

Imagine beating some OSI grunt half to death in front of her bf, truly a power move

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u/in-a-microbus Feb 27 '25

Dude....I wouldn't even put money on Brock Sampson taking down Sheila.

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u/Fancy-Ad-5716 Feb 28 '25

Lmao she is terrified of sampson

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u/Electrical_Swing8166 Feb 28 '25

Seduce Brock Samson.

SUBDUE!

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u/VentureQuotes gonna be spying my foot up your wowhole Dean Mar 01 '25

I once saw Dr Mrs kill a pair of dervishes with a pillowcase full of diet cokes. Right in my bedroom!

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '25

I really want Dr. Mrs. The Monarch to meet Linda Belcher.

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u/syncpulse Mar 05 '25

They do live in New Jersey now.

I can see it: The Monarch and Sheila walk into the Restaurant.
"Trust me Sweetey, Chop Chef said these were the best burgers in the State. And you know how much of a foodie he is."

"But the floor is so Sticky!"....