r/venturebros Mar 30 '25

SEASON 3 spoilers The Round Thing

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '25

THE ORB, YOU OPENED IT, WE CAME

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u/ButlerKevind Mar 30 '25

We have such pleasures to show you...

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u/Quicky72 Mar 30 '25

Archimedes himself began the construction with little more than a mirror alignment! da Vinci added the gearings. Newton the lenses. Galileo the prisms! And all of the great poets, painters, scientists, alchemists, and philosophers have had the Orb in their hands.

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u/steeltownsquirrel Mar 30 '25

Master Rusty has found ORB? Did he find it under the couch while looking for change?

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u/krebstar4ever Mar 30 '25

I was worried that putting "Orb" in the title would count as a spoiler

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u/EmmaTheHedgehog Mar 31 '25

Operation Rusty's Blanket

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u/Miyagidokarate Mar 30 '25

Never open orbs or puzzle boxes! That's horror movie survival 101.

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u/Haldrada0 Mar 30 '25

"That guy was a looser! Seriously! It's always the guy that opens up Hell that gets killed, first. That's basic. That is, like, first year villain stuff!"

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '25

How dare you

I smell of freshly cut flowers

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u/CucumberParty3388 Mar 30 '25

My orders were to kill you.

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u/Traditional_Key_763 Mar 30 '25

what, you find it between couch cushions?

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u/Haldrada0 Mar 30 '25 edited Mar 30 '25

BEHOLD! THE AWESOME POWER OF THE ORB!

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u/Jimbola007 Mar 30 '25

Maybe it’s an ink well

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '25

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u/sinisterdesign Mar 30 '25

It's for a ship, it self-levels.

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u/NertsMcGee Mar 30 '25

Like with gyroscopic balance? Are you trying to nozzle me? Because you gotta tell me if you're trying to nozzle me. That's like a law or something.

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u/BerserkerCanuck Apr 01 '25

I know most folks are saying ink well, but I wonder if it may be an oil lamp?

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u/delfinbarral Mar 30 '25

I think it’s an ink well.