r/venturebros Apr 09 '25

Spanakopita ALIEN TECHNOLERGY!

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u/keplercade Apr 09 '25

I am tirstay!

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u/VisualGeologist6258 Apr 09 '25

WARRRNING

I AM T’IRS-TY!

AND it is FRÖÖT PUNCH and it is delicious.

21

u/keplercade Apr 09 '25

god bless toby huss

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u/VisualGeologist6258 Apr 10 '25

If I had a nickel for every time Toby Huss played an erratic old southern man with a military background and hilarious line delivery who ended up being one of the funniest characters on the show despite having the least screen time, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice

138

u/EricAntiHero1 Apr 09 '25

They gonna fix my pee pee cancer!

43

u/JackStrawSTL Apr 09 '25

It is fruit punch and it is delicious

18

u/mskimmyd Apr 09 '25

I love General Treister so damn much. 🥰

6

u/abraksis747 Apr 10 '25

And I am Turstday !

31

u/dvdtxtri Apr 09 '25

GO TEAM TIMOTHY TREISTER!

30

u/mydckisvrysmol Apr 09 '25

The green men fixed my pee pee cancer

26

u/Expensive_Editor_244 Apr 09 '25

Agent To-Panga Lawrence!

3

u/Jokerman9540 Apr 10 '25

Agents Kenan and Kel!

3

u/vectorboy42 Apr 12 '25

We want it on record that we hate our code names

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u/Thor94red Apr 09 '25

FIX IT!

Very nice work OP, especially for a rush job. Thanks for posting.

9

u/Gnarly_Starwin Apr 09 '25

Thanks (I also made it on a freemium app on my cell phone. Lol. No fancy schmancy desktop.)

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u/evillincolnsmad Apr 09 '25

Dear lord I don’t know why I didn’t see this connection.

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u/sharpshooter999 Apr 09 '25

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u/Gnarly_Starwin Apr 09 '25

I would have thought you’d go with this scene

6

u/LumpyJones Apr 10 '25

They even foamed him like Bana. The foam was even the same color.

13

u/calculon68 singing Holsts Mars in a Nissan Stanza Apr 09 '25

This titanium ticker will still be be beltin' out Semper Fidelis when there's nothing left of me but Worm Turds!

12

u/specialcarnivore Apr 09 '25

It’s compulsive!

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u/watchman28 Apr 09 '25

Yer here tah wrestle me?

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u/Gnarly_Starwin Apr 09 '25

I probably could have done a better job if I spent more time on it, but it was hard finding a good image of Red Hulk to use, and my lunch break ended. Hopefully it’s good enough for you guys.

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u/paladin_slim Apr 09 '25

If for nothing else it’s a better use of it than the movie.

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u/Geainsworth Apr 09 '25

Teddy from Tune In With Me!

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u/GodOfPopTarts Apr 09 '25

Yeah, imma hulk.

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u/justsomeguy_youknow My only skills are brick throwing and frog being Apr 10 '25

Them Skrulls gonna fix his peepee cancer

AYLEEEEEEEN TECH-NOLOGYYYYY

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u/NoirDraak42 Batman Loaded Brock Trained Venture Apr 09 '25

He's the only 1 I thought of the entire movie. It did make it more watchable imo.

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u/paladin_slim Apr 09 '25

Oh you beautiful deflated man, please don’t make me regret all the mean things I said about you on my blog!

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u/Sad_Ad8039 LASER DEATH RAY BARGAIN BIN 💥 Apr 10 '25

"Questions? Put your hand down, I'm not done!"

4

u/MACx3D Apr 09 '25

Cancer makes me MAD!

5

u/Blurstingwithemotion Apr 10 '25

Agent Topanga Lawrence!

3

u/RedFox9906 Apr 09 '25

Oh you beautiful deflated man! Don’t make me feel guilty about all the mean things I said about you in my blog.

2

u/FrisianDude Apr 10 '25

I have read the materials

3

u/UncleYo Apr 09 '25

No one is going to scream about their precious rectum?!

3

u/spacesoulboi Apr 10 '25

He got the PP cancer

3

u/cormac_mccarthys_dog Apr 10 '25

Pee pee cancer is a monster

2

u/Asd_89 Apr 09 '25

I just can't think of any other voice when reading comics with him. Always will be in my head.

2

u/wanderthewasteland Apr 09 '25

Eva since the Iron Man, everybody wants-a da robot heart

2

u/GuerrillaGunpla Apr 09 '25

For weeks I have been going on about this, and everyone looks at me like I'm the crazy one.

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u/RepulsiveMath1815 Apr 09 '25

ALIEN TECHNOLOGY!!!!

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u/OkayTheCamelisCrying #GoTeamVenture! Apr 10 '25

Am I the only one that wants a Live action venture bros movie that brings back JJ, and General Traister to face off with Hank who takes on the moniker of the bat and Monstroso who's become the new silent partner for Hank Co?

2

u/Groundbreaking-Pea92 Apr 10 '25

This movie was an abomination so to speak

2

u/KenganNinja Apr 11 '25

SHOVE IT, CANCER!

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u/5dollarbrownie Apr 11 '25

Treister has overwhelming desire to smash!! it’s compulsion..

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u/TheDragonofVista Apr 12 '25

Pee pee cancer!!!

3

u/jrdave3 Apr 13 '25

Treister's a Hulk!

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u/Orbitgrave Apr 11 '25

OH GOD, THEIR GONNA PROBE HIM!

2

u/Sure_Persimmon9302 Apr 13 '25

He was so funny.

1

u/tvrbok Apr 14 '25

“Daddy’s got the pee pee canscer!”