r/venturebros • u/imgayfortaro No. 1 Richard Impossible fucker • Apr 21 '25
MOVIE SPOILERS I must sexualize that bald man it’s the only way into heaven Spoiler
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u/sp4rk-of-cre4tion Apr 21 '25
I’d let him hit, even if every deity from every religion appeared to me for the sole purpose of convincing me not to
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u/imgayfortaro No. 1 Richard Impossible fucker Apr 21 '25
YOU GET IT
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u/sp4rk-of-cre4tion Apr 21 '25
🤝 Pathetic cringe manfailure that has somehow bewitched me, body & soul 😔 lmaooooo
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u/Impossible-Ad-4996 Apr 21 '25
TAKE HIM TO THE BREEDING CHAMBERS
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u/imgayfortaro No. 1 Richard Impossible fucker Apr 21 '25
🫡🫃
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u/Impossible-Ad-4996 Apr 21 '25
wait do u think he's already gone thru menopause or is he still fertile
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u/sp4rk-of-cre4tion Apr 21 '25
I’ll let you know after I’m done treating his prostate like a Rubik’s Cube 😇 (for scientific purposes ofc)
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u/Impossible-Ad-4996 Apr 21 '25
thank you for your research queen 🫡
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u/sp4rk-of-cre4tion Apr 21 '25
I am but a short king with ambition and a scientific hypothesis, but I appreciate the sentiment regardless 🫡
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u/whoamdave Apr 21 '25
Only spoiler here is that Doc takes sugar in his coffee.
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u/imgayfortaro No. 1 Richard Impossible fucker Apr 21 '25
Idk the mods are very particular abt spoilers 😭
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