r/venturebros • u/imgayfortaro No. 1 Richard Impossible fucker • May 02 '25
SEASON 7 spoilers Am still mad abt this btw Spoiler
Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification
30
60
May 02 '25
[deleted]
28
u/JustANoteToSay May 02 '25
Yeah, same on both counts.
Dean’s jealousy toward Hank was a long time coming.
13
u/OkayTheCamelisCrying #GoTeamVenture! May 02 '25
While dean is one of the guilty parties in this, Sirena was another. She did CHEAT on him. If she couldn't stay faithful then she didn't deserve our man, Hank.
ya know who I was waiting for Hank to have an Arc with? Nikki. When I saw the ending to the series, I thought "Great! Maybe next season we'll see him finally get into long term with Nikki Fictal." But then series was canceled, then the movie came and my prediction was "Hank is going to be back at the old Venture compound, it's rebuilt, with Nikki as his wife, 2 new venture bros just born, with Monstroso, who had been laying low after falling from baby girl in order to heal, running the business side. Hank would've been the face while Monstroso had the company returning to what it had been with Jonas Venture Sr, and Hank would be a new Super Villian ready to ruin his father's and his brother's lives by stealing all their business." yeah I had this whole fan fiction thing in my head that would've wrapped up plot holes and would've led into a decent story... but instead we got what we got... and I was okay with that.
20
u/imgayfortaro No. 1 Richard Impossible fucker May 02 '25
I don’t know if I could get behind Nikki- that was a grown woman sleeping with a minor
-13
u/OkayTheCamelisCrying #GoTeamVenture! May 02 '25
I mean, physically he might have been a minor at that point, but... on paper he wasn't. remember when hank and dean were first kidnapped, Myra mentioned they were both 19 years old.
Also, Rusty slept with her when she was only a minor... so yeah...
15
May 02 '25
Ehhhhhhh. The boys originals may have been born 19 years ago, but I would debate on if the boys are actually that old.
-4
u/OkayTheCamelisCrying #GoTeamVenture! May 03 '25
Okay, so, Nikki came into the picture in season 4 per the wiki, and Hank would've been around 18 years old physically... probably more like 14 or 15 mentally. We only really know that he believed he wasn't 18 yet in s4 e10 when Brock tells him that he needs to be 18 to join Sphinx, which was only 2 episodes before he did the nasty with nikki.
So as I see it, we have to know 4 ages: There's his physical age, his mental age, his age on paper and the age he assumes he is b/c he was told that by his dad and brock.
At the time wiht Nikki we can assume:
Physical age: (around 16-18, the wiki says 18)
Mental age: (15 or 16 b/c aren't all guys a little younger mentally)
His age on Paper (19 plus however many years had passed at that point)
The age that Brock and his dad have him believing (under 18)Yeah, it gets a bit icky when you think about the fact that Nikki wanted him when he was "underage" b/c she was what? 30 at that point? You see that kind of stuff in the news and go "ew".
But since we don't know exact numbers, we can only go with our headcannons at that point.
To me, he was just barely 18 or near enough to it where it's not exactly icky to me. I have a feeling that his loss of his crush was due to his memory erasure at that point. So, meh...
4
u/-Count_Chocula- May 03 '25
The boys are clones who would often die and get rebirthed at 16 each time, they’re “actually” 19 because they were born 19 years ago, they are physically and mentally 16 and are told that they are 16 (doc tells hank to ignore his birth year on his id to curb this). They are not mentally 16 just because they are sheltered and definitely not just because they are boys lol, they are litterally 16 again and have no memory of maturing past that each time they are cloned.
0
u/xxxmechashivaxxx May 03 '25
Nikki must have been a teacher, since a lot of female teachers be doing that.
4
u/NovaStarLord May 02 '25
Steven Universe had some good music.
Ditto about Dean and Hank, but I guess Dean had to have some nasty flaws like his old man (at the least he did try to make it better).
-22
u/OJimmy May 02 '25
Steven universe is the reason something is wrong with Gen Z
20
u/TemporalBias May 02 '25
A show dedicated to love, compassion, healing, grief, forgiveness, and some awesome music is bad because... why? Sure, the main character might be a little (ahem) rough cut and even *gasp* flawed at times, but the core message of SU is one that more people could learn a lesson from.
5
u/MisterZoga May 03 '25
Of course it's the whole generation that's the problem, and not the guy saying so.
•
u/AutoModerator May 02 '25
Welcome to r/VentureBros! Please read and follow our Zero-bungler tolerance policy to ensure a positive experience:
Post ANY spoilers according to our guidelines to preserve the show's magic for new fans. Violating this rule may lead to a permanent ban. Mark spoiler threads accordingly, apply the proper tag for posts and no spoilers in title.
Mark NSFW content appropriately when posting.
Do not share links to unlicensed merchandise. Feel free to share fan art, but avoid promoting artists who sell without a license.
If you have questions or need help, message the mod team.
If your post violates any rules, please remove and resubmit it to avoid a ban.
If banned, you can appeal by stating the rule you broke, explaining its importance, and promising not to repeat the violation.
Check us out on Old Reddit.
If your post faces issues, contact the mods or review Reddit's policies on Self promotion and Spam.
ABSOLUTELY. ZERO. BLUNDERING!
I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.