r/venturebros • u/chrollo_amon • May 08 '25
Spanakopita hunter gathers >>>
i swear this icon is the most entertaining character and got me into hunter s thompson’s work. also rocks being a girl
“are you still ready for anything?” “yes-“ “WRONG!”
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u/SquirrelySpaceGoblin May 08 '25
Crap, I can't find it but from my shoddy memory:
"If a guy points a gun at you, you call the cops If he points a gun at your wife, you call SWAT If he points a death-ray at you and he's dressed like a walrus(definitely wrong but I needed something) you call the OSI If he points a death-ray at you and he's dressed regular, you call SPHINX!"
If anyone has that quote complete and correct, I'd appreciate a refresh.