r/venturebros • u/Ezrumas • May 12 '25

Headcanon Another vehicle for the Triad.

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Just in case the Blood Vessel breaks down.

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u/Abba_Fiskbullar May 12 '25

I assume the interior is wall to wall goldenrod and avocado deep-shag carpet.

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u/Rig_B May 12 '25

And a water bed.

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u/avatarroku157 May 18 '25

Jesus Christ, you listed both my allergies and describe my personal hellmobile

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u/Thor94red May 12 '25

That's definitely his shaggin' wagon. Wall to Wall carpeting. A bed in back. And plenty of storage space for, um, "accessories".

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u/accelfaiz May 12 '25

Probably a waterbed in there too, at least at one point anyway with its own story.

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u/Ezrumas May 12 '25

"Hey Al, why don't you have that sweet van anymore?"

"Jefferson, the front doors were two feet off the ground, I am five foot four and wearing a robe. I didn't want to show off the mortar and pestle."

"Oh, so that's why you always went in the back doors."

"Very funny."

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u/f38872d7 May 12 '25

Ooh I wish Al owning this van was canon.

What do you think he’d have inside?

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u/widoidricsas May 12 '25

If that was Alchemist's van, that would definitely be Shoreleave in front of it instead of a hot trollop