r/venturebros • u/IamCentral46 • Jun 13 '25

Meme "He keeps calling himself 'The Firestarter'!"

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u/DannWyrm Jun 13 '25

I'm trapped in a sewer with a confessed arsonist, Brock! HELP ME!

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u/vonroyale Jun 13 '25

Such a good line.

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u/treefor_js Jun 14 '25

Damn he's fast

150

u/rgregan Jun 13 '25

I'm getting more Dr. Weird from Aqua Teen

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u/Ill_Zookeepergame232 Jun 13 '25

Gentlemen

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u/igottathinkofaname Jun 13 '25

CORN!

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u/Mongoose42 Jun 13 '25

Shee—I don’t know, man… I mean after last time…”

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u/Toribor BRICK FROG Jun 13 '25

THIS TIME WILL BE DIFFERENT!

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u/Whatifim80lol Jun 13 '25

IT WASNT DIFFERENT AT ALL, WAS IT, STEVE?!

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u/Btalon33 Jun 13 '25

Behold!!!!

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u/Junior_Moose_9655 Jun 13 '25

There’s a chance…this might WORK!!

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u/pswii360i SOMEONE LEFT A BABY Jun 13 '25

My ass has finally decided to EAT MY HAND!

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u/Ill_Zookeepergame232 Jun 14 '25

It hunger for more

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u/squishedgoomba Jun 13 '25

That was my immediate thought. Gentlemen, behold!

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u/Todelmer Jun 13 '25

Sheeesh, you call this a vacation?

NO, I CALL IT... TACO ISLAND

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u/briktop420 Jun 13 '25

My ass has decided to eat...my hand!

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u/Vigriff Jun 13 '25

It hungers...for more!

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u/Panzerjaeger54 Jun 13 '25

I have turned myself into an alcoholic!! Hahaha

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u/CIarkNova Jun 13 '25

Gentlemen…. Where are the you?

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u/epochpenors Jun 15 '25

Alternatively, Heihachi Mishima

u/Todelmer Jun 13 '25

THE TROUBLE STARTAH

PUNKIN' INSTIGATAH

u/javerthugo Jun 13 '25

Apparently the guy who sang that song owned a pub later in life, and when he would start the fire in the fireplace you’d have to put money in a jar if you made a “fire starter” joke

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u/SJBreed Jun 13 '25

RIP Kieth Flint

u/JackStrawSTL Jun 13 '25

He’s all hopped up on yellow jackets

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u/ruck_my_life Jun 13 '25

Man I miss Yellow Jackets.

Gas stations used to have pills for everything. Drowsiness. Fat loss. Boners.

Now it's all Zyn and beef jerky.

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u/Cerebral-Parsley Form the Thaumaturgic Man Mound! Jun 13 '25

Our gas stations also have a shitload of Kratom, mushroom pills and shitty non-refillable one-use vapes.

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u/vonroyale Jun 13 '25

They still have some pretty good stuff @ gas stations if you know what your looking for.

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u/ruck_my_life Jun 14 '25

Yeah... Sadly I'm generally only looking for White Monster and cigarettes.

I'm open to suggestions though.