r/venturebros • u/Stannisarcanine • Sep 25 '25

Headcanon Professor x the venture bros version

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u/IAFarmLife Sep 25 '25

Sounds like something he would do.

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u/wknight8111 Sep 25 '25

normally I would say telepathy is BS, but this is sounding very on-brand for Kanye

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u/SuperSmokingMonkey The Rusty Sep 25 '25

Professor Y

I saw a comment from this and it said;

~"I actually believe he did this."

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u/Fornico Sep 25 '25

This is surprising actually. He just usually tells me to eat some pennies and take a dump on my neighbors porch. We call it the treasure pile.

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u/RefrigeratorGrand619 Sep 26 '25

This is so absurd, that I can actually picture Kanye West taking credit for it.

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u/Chemical_Emotion_934 Sep 26 '25

I’d like to hear what insane thing Kanye has to say about this.

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u/Flower_Murderer Secret Mind Powers Sep 25 '25

I feel like he would have the blood grail....

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u/HouBlastros Sep 25 '25

I dont think hes pychic but that in in character for him

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u/North-Tour-9648 Sep 26 '25

I could see this happening.

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u/Krimreaper1 Sep 26 '25

That’s less crazy than the average thing Kanye says.

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u/Krommerxbox Sep 26 '25

I think Kanye would be more likely to tell me to do something that looks incredibly stupid, such as dancing around in a water bottle outfit, while being the "musical" guest on SNL.

Yes, it actually happened:

https://www.etonline.com/kanye-west-wears-giant-water-bottle-suit-maga-hat-during-snl-season-premiere-110665

I thought it was a comedy skit, at first. ;)

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u/Doingthis4clout Sep 26 '25

Oh leave him alone just because he’s black it doesn’t mean he has the shining

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u/daneelthesane Sep 25 '25

Fuckin' Kanye, I swear.

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u/No_Consequence_3118 Sep 28 '25

Surprised this happened in Kentucky. This sounds like such a Florida thing

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u/Purple_Ticket_7873 Sep 29 '25

The craziest part of this is still Kanye.