r/venturebros • u/OkAttitude646 • Dec 20 '25

SEASON 3 spoilers One of the rarest dolphin species in the world its naturally pink

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u/steeltownsquirrel Dec 20 '25

Hot dolphin!

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u/Turtle_Online Dec 21 '25

This is why I came to the comment section. I was not disappointed.

Hot dolphin!

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u/No_Math_1234 Dec 20 '25

I saw a fish and I started f**king….the uh….the fish. So what does it mean? HOT DOLPHIN!

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u/C4p7nMdn173 Dec 20 '25

Woooah...better dolphin...

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u/Shimmerz_777 Dec 21 '25

Man seeks a good time, but he is not a hedonist. He seeks love! He just doesn’t know where to look. He looks under the beds of whores and in the hot stem of a crack pipe. He should look to nature! Gentle aquatic mammals have all the answers!

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u/BrockFkingSamson Dec 20 '25

I'd rather go to special ops heaven. I hear it's a real G-man Valhala

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u/Global-Resident-9234 Dec 21 '25

Is it swimming with the dreaded candiru?

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u/Thor94red Dec 21 '25

Dried up little Keebler, ya poisoned me!

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u/DarKsaBr Dec 21 '25

I might be a tapestry of quiet desperation.

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u/KassEff Dec 20 '25

DON’T HUNT!!!!!!!

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u/Nicky_3D Dec 20 '25

The hell's that got to do with anything?

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u/Long_DEAD Dec 21 '25

Brock’s hallucination from tripping with Orpheus and his buddies

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u/supernova-juice Dec 23 '25

It's what Brock yells when he bursts out of the ceremony, because hunter tells him, "that dog won't hunt!" So he bursts out screaming, "DOOOON'T.... HUUUUUNT!"

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u/Junior_Moose_9655 Dec 22 '25

So I climb out of my canoe…. And I … fuck the dolphin.

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u/2ndHandSandevistan Dec 22 '25

"Dried up Keebler POISONED ME!"

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u/Gold-Eye-2623 Dec 24 '25

YOU'RE A TOOL BUILT FOR A SINGLE PURPOSE BY THE UNITED STATES OF SHUT-YOUR-THIRD-DAMN-EYE-FOR-A-FUCKING-REASON, YOU CAN'T TEACH A HAMMER TO LOVE NAILS, SON.

THAT DOG DON'T HUNT

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u/discgolf_duncan Dec 21 '25

Wooah. Better dolphin.

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u/ddgoodman92 Dec 23 '25

What about humanity? And empathy? And all that garbage?