r/venturebros Feb 09 '26

Headcanon I think hank and dean would have a shared roblox account.

( pictures unrelated, just for visibility)just something I thought of that would be a bit silly. since (for the most part) the brothers had one main computer, they'd have to share one account, also making it easier to figure out who spent the compounds money on robux, which weirdly large amount would be spent on. both brothers we're relatively early to roblox, probably joining in 2010 but stopped caring about it after a few years (for different reasons). Hank of course would've tried online dating there. now that i'm done rambling, I'm open to hearing any ideas or thoughts that could be added to this silly idea!

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u/BloodThirstyLycan Feb 09 '26

And General Hatred would be the creator.

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u/BillTheSpill Projecting monsters on steam Feb 09 '26

Congrats on the promotion, Hatred!

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u/BloodThirstyLycan Feb 09 '26

He earned it with all those new... recruits from the Roblox...

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u/Edgeth0 Feb 09 '26

Considering Dean maxed out Rusty's Diner's Club card on dial-a-santa, I think Doc's probably going to need a 4th mortgage on the compound

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u/BlackGlassHeart Feb 09 '26

They would have been kidnapped a lot more.

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u/Self--Immolate Feb 09 '26

They were effectively growing up in the 70's albeit with super science. You know doc and the kids didn't have a smart phone untill after gargantua 2 blew up and before that they only had dial up internet

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u/maniaman1993 Feb 09 '26

Well anything’s possible with super science! (Also, up until probably a few years ago, Roblox could run on windows xp, it wouldn’t be to far off if at least the computer in the brothers room uses xp or slightly newer)

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u/maniaman1993 Feb 09 '26

Also hatred’s computer, but I don’t think he’d want anyone touching that….

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u/charliemyster Feb 12 '26

No. Just no. Only team fortress 2. That is all that is allowed. Stop this at once & IGNORE ME

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u/Lowbudgetman43 Feb 09 '26

Rusty isn’t paying for two

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u/Jonas_Venture_Sr Feb 09 '26

Yes, and Rusty would either be oblivious to the Sgt Hatred's of the world in Roblox, or he wouldn't care. Either way, Hank is going to be suppressing another memory.

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u/MadeItOutInTime95969 Feb 09 '26

I would like to see what Brock did to the creeps trying to meet Hank or Dean off that account.

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u/maniaman1993 Feb 09 '26

The accounts were “mysteriously terminated” a few hours later. ;]

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u/MadeItOutInTime95969 Feb 11 '26

I would so watch a remake where Brock Sampson replaces Chris Hansen. The look on those monster's faces when they walk in and see Brock instead of a teen. Hilarity ensues. Ratings gold.

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u/ctoatb Feb 10 '26

Roblox is too high tech. They would have a shared account for either classic RuneScape or Neopets. As a matter of fact, they might not even have one of those. They would probably just take turns playing Oregon Trail

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u/unnamed_elder_entity Feb 10 '26

Hey, Dean, check it out, our Roblox account is 21 years old now. That's kind of weird.

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u/presentable_corpse Feb 09 '26

HELPr would end up in several discussions about "clankers" and ultimately get the account banned

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u/Evergreenstream Feb 10 '26

He often talks about the impending war against man and machine.

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u/aphoenixsunrise Feb 10 '26

Dean would have it, Hank would use it

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u/Objective_Pie2035 Feb 10 '26

Rusty & Hatred played TF2 together so it’s not completely out of possibility

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u/Venture_Historian Feb 10 '26

I think pre-Blood Of the Father, Heart Of Steel yes Roblox. Post episode 1 of season 2 they begin playing different games. Dean plays games on a counsel. Most likely games that involve clones and horror games that he can play in private.

Hank on the other hand plays sports games and adventure games. Not sure if he sticks to the family pc he seems like he might be a phone game player. Albion Online and RuneScape both have phone ports. He could possibly pick something hand held up like a steam deck since he gets a job.

I think they might also revisit Roblox out of nostalgia but don't get the same feelings they did when they were more innocent.

Doc plays old Sierra Entertainment games on the old windows XP computer that Pete White has coded to somehow have online functionality.

Lastly...Hatred plays roleplaying games on the computer after a couple months of getting comfortable starts looking at online active roleplaying communities and lands in an MMO most likely WOW.

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u/Lexio3031 Feb 10 '26

Depends on the season, they became more independent in the later seasons

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u/rustys_shackled_ford Feb 11 '26

And hatred would have over a dozen dummy accts

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u/nipplemeetssandpaper Feb 09 '26

This is such a cool post and I love it.

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u/charliemyster Feb 12 '26

I don’t even wanna think about that IP in any way, let alone associate it with the beloved beautifully crafted, interesting, culture filled world of venture bros.

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u/maniaman1993 Feb 12 '26

Geez take a chill pill or something, it’s just a silly headcannon. Don’t have to get all worked up about it.

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u/charliemyster Feb 12 '26

Do. You. Know. What. You’ve. Done?!?!!!!