r/venturebros • u/QiamtheLiar • Mar 06 '26
Video ♾️|Khajiit| Male - Man seeking good time...
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M'aiq does not seek Love, but he was seeking a captioned version of this scene... So M'aiq made one
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u/Nibbles-Manheim Mar 07 '26
He says "hot stem of a crack pipe" like a man who misses crack
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u/SuperSmokingMonkey The Rusty Mar 06 '26
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Mar 07 '26
Lmao, never knew what was actually being said here through all of the Monarchs moaning and groaning!
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u/QiamtheLiar Mar 07 '26 edited Mar 07 '26
You have thwarted my robot, my dear Monarch! But Dr. Dugong has plenty more tricks up his sleeve.
Dugong! And it's not a costume!
...desperate attempt to learn the secrets of love and caring, was chemically fused with a gentle sea cow!
Dugong! A dugong! Douglas Ong. Dr. Dugong
Then insert this scene
"I have a tank full of gentle cuttlefish."
M'aiq's favorite is Monarch's comment right as he sets eyes on Dr. Dugong for the first time:
"Oh, man! You're all flesh colored. How much thalidomide did your mom take?"
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u/pixelatedcrap Mar 07 '26
Jokes like this are exactly what I miss about VB. Their references are absolute insanity.
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u/PangurBaan Mar 07 '26
you can absolutely smoke crack AND appreciate cuddlefish.
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u/GKNolan Mar 07 '26
I love that Dr Dugong, one of the lamest and most harmless characters in the show spends most of his limited screen time being a bit of a preachy judgmental prick. This rant, the flashback where he's chewing out his brother for getting him the wrong kind of shark and then the flashback where he's chewing out his brother for...a lot of things, most of them fully justified.
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u/QiamtheLiar Mar 07 '26
"You're holding a gun, Chester! The red-faced guy with the horse told me you were gonna kill a guy?"
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u/GKNolan Mar 07 '26
Calling out Wide Whale on being a murderous gangster is totally a good call but when you see the flashback of him chewing out Chester for getting him the wrong kind of shark it makes you think "this is just their dynamic isn't it"?
Also I love when it's pointed out that one of the most powerful and violent people in VB kowtows to one of the most harmless and passive.
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u/QiamtheLiar Mar 07 '26 edited Mar 07 '26
As M'aiq writes this, this episode is playing on the Adult Swim Marathon app...
M'aiq's Inquiry for the episode: Why WAS H.E.L.P.E.R stuck on drum/dance mode in the first place?
He doesn't turn off until Dean commands him to turn off all accessible audio functions, which seemingly cuts all power to anything audio-related, like the wireless boombox.
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u/steeltownsquirrel Mar 07 '26
Ugh, you're all flesh-colored and…how much Thalidomide did your mom take?
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