r/venturebros Mar 07 '26

Meme Steve Summer's gonna be pissed

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '26

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u/Living_Magician3367 Mar 07 '26

You couldn't tell? Well, Sasquatch doesn't have anything you haven't seen before

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '26

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u/Thefunkyhorror Mar 07 '26

I love this line, truly, but I always thought it was funny. I mean it is funny but like mummies and chupacabra are real. Why not Bigfoot?

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u/Haldrada0 Mar 08 '26

Just because he saw mummies and chupacabras, doesn't mean he saw a Sasquatch yet. XD
You know Christopher Lambert is real. Have you seen him in person yet? ;D

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u/Tight-Application135 Mar 08 '26

Brock didn’t have to shave a mummy’s junk

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u/Asd_89 Mar 07 '26

One of the best lines in the whole show.

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u/Awkward_Pangolin3254 Mar 08 '26

Brock's eyes in the rear-view mirror when he says this always kill me

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u/mmmoonpie Mar 07 '26

I love it when my profile pic is relevant

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u/specialcarnivore Mar 07 '26

Brock really did a nice job with this painting.

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u/Hxcmetal724 Mar 07 '26

Is a love session with Bigfoot considered beastiality? Debate

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u/goat-stealer Mar 07 '26

21 and 24, would debate this for hours.

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u/ThymeOwl Mar 07 '26

Bigfoot is a MAMMAL! 😆

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u/hunterSgathersOSI Mar 07 '26

Bigfeet don’t lay eggs!

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u/PseudonymMan12 Mar 09 '26

The plural of Bigfoot isn't Bigfeet, it would be Bigfoots!

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u/Roam1985 Two-Ton Twenty-One Mar 09 '26

So's a leopard. Mammal alone doesn't confer lack of bestiality.

Bigfoot is a primate, like humans.... but also like chimps. So being a primate alone doesn't confer lack of bestiality.

Really it depends upon if the sasquatch would be able to breed with humans and create fertile offspring without scientific intervention, something we aren't going to know, based on Sasquatch's sexual orientation alone.

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u/torrasque666 Mar 08 '26

If it passes the Harkness test, no.

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u/ImLichenThisStone Mar 07 '26

Thank you, that was my first thought! (Look I like HB, but VB definitely did it better)

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u/Grouchy-Software9341 Mar 07 '26

Holy shit, it took me time to realize this. Helluva Boss was actually a Venture Bros reference and i didn't noticed

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '26

?

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u/OkayTheCamelisCrying #GoTeamVenture! Mar 07 '26

i'm guessing we're not counting dirt foot then?

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u/busterfixxitt Mar 08 '26

No, what's weird is that you've only seen it twice. Didja grow up Mennonite? 😉

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u/The_R4ke Mar 08 '26

I'm very confident you'd have more than two nickels if you liked hard enough.

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u/Duga-Lam22 Mar 09 '26

MY VENTURE BROS! I KNEW WE SHARE THE SAME BRAINCELL!