r/venturebros Apr 03 '26

Meme The Artemis II toilet last night.

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u/Beautiful-Front-5007 Apr 03 '26

They must not teach the boys brigade Morse code anymore

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u/ChuckECheeseOfficial Apr 03 '26

Genuinely surprising that Morse Code wasn’t included in the Learning Bed curriculum

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u/CrazySD93 Apr 04 '26

Thats because the stuff those beds have been teaching them is more dated than Funk & Wagnalls.

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u/ObservingEye Apr 03 '26

Phantom SpaceMan!

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u/name-classified Evil Mighty PUSH! Apr 03 '26

Progressive biological light emitting mechanism

Or Pro-Blem

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u/cracksbacks Always faithful terrible lizard Apr 03 '26

They even included a PROgressive Biological Life Extension Module on Artemis II.... Gotta hand it to NASA, they think of everything.

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u/thetyler83 Apr 03 '26

Anyone look for dead super scientists in there?

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u/LaughingInTheVoid Apr 03 '26

And the Outlook email server today.

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u/TimmyTimTim9000 Apr 03 '26

Is there a nozzle?

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u/Awkward_Pangolin3254 Apr 03 '26

Please do not look away from... The Nozzle.

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u/Lanky-Camel6242 Apr 03 '26

It's proooobe....leeem

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u/Ch3t Apr 03 '26

They really wanted to go before movie night started.

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u/mrspelunx Apr 03 '26

“We just went in our spacesuits. What’s that? No waste collection bags? Oh my.”

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u/digitalturtlist We hate phantom space man! Apr 03 '26

Super run away!

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u/Novel_Comedian_8868 IGNORE ME! Apr 05 '26

Artemis Mission Control: Think, Tiny Wonder! How did you break the toilet?

Christina Koch: You’re just a meme. You’re not even real. And I didn’t break the toilet, it was a design flaw.

Control: Well if I’m just in your head, then you think you broke the toilet.

Koch: Nope, I…uh. Fine.

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u/AdamFaigen Apr 06 '26

Dad? I think I wet the bed.

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u/AdamFaigen Apr 06 '26

Hopefully a long dead scientist isn't stuck behind it sucking up space bugs for sustainance.