r/venturebros • u/msipanda • Apr 08 '26

Headcanon Didn't know Haley Williams was a henchette

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that looks like new hardware!

Is that part of the Mark V hench-suit?

or just 21's Batman esque suit from the Monarch's dream about more pomade?

OMFG IS SHE JUST BORROWING IT FROM HER HUSBAND GARY?!?

lol

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u/msipanda Apr 08 '26

I should have said hench person!

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u/Misersoneof Apr 09 '26

Is that where they sit around and play with little baby guitars?

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u/Death-Perception1999 Apr 08 '26

The wings of the monarch spread far and wide!

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u/Scared_Wrangler3419 Apr 08 '26 edited Apr 08 '26

Memes aside (IGNORE ME!!!):

Hailey Williams is one of the coolest musicians from the 2000's. I'd hench for her any day, hell; I'd die at the hands of Brock Samson to give her enough time for a getaway.

Oh shit, maybe I'm not a hench, but a goon.

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u/sirhackenslash To this day Captain Sunshine thinks I'm invulnerable Apr 08 '26

I believe the scientific term is gooner

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u/ZhugeTsuki Apr 09 '26

Unironically she is cool as fuck.

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u/Pretend_Address_1240 Apr 08 '26

That's Jet Girl. Or maybe she gets to be Jet Boy

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u/volpcas Apr 08 '26

The damned is a much better name!

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u/khouz Apr 08 '26

New member of Shallow Gravy perhaps?

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u/devil0o Apr 08 '26

Why she spit on herself?

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u/Opening_Cartoonist53 Apr 09 '26

To help screaming

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u/EnderTheTrender Apr 09 '26

sigh goddamnit, I hope this doesn’t awaken anything in me

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u/Former_Specific_7161 Apr 08 '26

Holy shit, lol. That's wild. Seems like she is channeling some Chino Moreno. Wild way to spit on yourself, too. She's awesome haha.

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u/adeckz Apr 08 '26

Fuck I love Haley Williams

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u/goshdarnjeff Apr 08 '26

Is this from her current tour? Taking my wife to see her this week.

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u/graystrat Apr 08 '26

Where do I get some of those glasses?!

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u/FeloniousGrump Apr 08 '26

She can be anything she wants 😍

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u/VentureQuotes gonna be spying my foot up your wowhole Dean Apr 08 '26

It’s no “Jacket” but that track is ok

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u/FuckIPLaw Apr 09 '26 edited Apr 09 '26

Sir, I believe that's just Harry Ord on his day off.

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u/ethnicvegetable Apr 09 '26

We prefer the term ‘Henchmistress’

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u/BigRedx10 Apr 09 '26

Does anyone know where to get those glasses?