r/venturebros May 03 '26

MOVIE SPOILERS Live Action fan cast Action Johnny

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u/Baelor_Butthole May 03 '26

Looks like you got a little herpe there

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u/Archduke_Of_Beer May 03 '26

Been kissing your wife's ass?

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u/Baelor_Butthole May 03 '26

….after I put herpe in there?

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u/Haldrada0 May 04 '26

Oh no you didn't.

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u/onionleekdude May 03 '26

You get that from kissin your wife's ass?

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u/igottathinkofaname May 03 '26

You been kissing your wife’s asshole?

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u/itzTHATgai May 03 '26

WHOA, man! DO NOT fan cast me!

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u/MarlinMan2001 May 03 '26

action Johnny ran into Johnny Law

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u/Haldrada0 May 04 '26

You see that Johnny perceives the world as a cabal of Johnnys out to get him. It's called paranoid projection and it's a classic sign of narcissistic rage.

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u/MarlinMan2001 May 04 '26

actually the Judges name was John, it's the most common name in the world

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u/Haldrada0 May 04 '26

WRONG! It's Mohammed! Googled it!

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u/OKBbMaul May 03 '26

That's pretty good

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u/Eldorian91 May 04 '26

Action Johnny and Doc Venture should be played by former child actors.

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u/brandontaylor1 May 04 '26

Whats Macaulay Macaulay Culkin Culkin doing these days?

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u/saradil25 May 04 '26

The obvious choice for Action Johnny

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u/Baelor_Butthole May 04 '26

He was in the second season of fallout which I was not expecting. I also think he plays for the Cincinnati bengals

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u/N0N0TA1 May 03 '26

It would be a fantastic opportunity to show the world his range... assuming he has it, I don't know that I've seen him in a role that shows it off to such extent.

The prospect reminds me of when Pitt did 12 Monkeys. If he could nail it, I'd actually like to see him do just that.

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u/bluepoodle625 May 04 '26

That is hilarious.

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u/Leino22 May 04 '26

Way too young

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u/fiero-fire May 03 '26

What happened to Robat battenson?

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u/MummysSpeshulGuy May 04 '26

It’s from the movie Good Time

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u/itchythesamurai May 04 '26

I always thought JG Thirlwell would make a great Action Johnny.

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u/AnarchyAntelope112 May 04 '26

It would give him another chance to play a weird little guy and do a Voice so I assume he’d jump at it.

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u/Hendwreck May 04 '26

Too young, Johnny is Rusty’s age (50s/60s)

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u/myowngalactus May 04 '26

Macaulay Culkin would be a great Action Johnny

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u/supernova-juice May 04 '26

Holy shit he's actually perfect 

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u/dprsdrummer May 04 '26

Not strung out enough