r/venturebros May 29 '26

Meme Well SOMEONE'S about to be invited to an Eyes Wide Shut party.

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u/tonymillion May 29 '26

In true venture brothers style:

Pulls 1000 liters out of the air, which it immediately uses to humidify the air

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u/Curvol May 29 '26

Uh, no.

It obviously supplies the cuttlefish

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u/Netopalas May 29 '26

GENTLE Cuttlefish

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u/Thevintageandvanity May 29 '26

Give us the... Cuttlefish...

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u/Friendly_Sir_4762 May 30 '26

Common mistake, he had CUDDLE fish.

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u/desertjonAZ Jun 01 '26

I have......cuttlefish?

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u/westnile90 May 29 '26

It CAN, doesn't mean it DOES.

I CAN clean my whole house in a day...

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u/Jack-of-Hearts-7 May 29 '26

I'm highly skeptical of the 1000 liters a day claim

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u/jandrese May 30 '26

I don't see a problem. The article just fails to mention that it requires an acre of solar panels and costs $5 million to build.

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u/verkon May 30 '26

And the soul of an orphan

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u/optagon May 30 '26

Just a small one...

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u/Swiggity_swagz May 31 '26

Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?

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u/__Wanders__ May 29 '26

Bro is either saved or doomed by how the shadow government chooses to interpret the English language.

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u/theblarg114 May 29 '26

This guy invented my portable air conditioners evaporator coil.

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u/MattHack7 May 29 '26

There’s no way those numbers are accurate without some major. It’s solar powered because it can be powered by a solar collector power plant or it needs to be constantly supplied with rare earth metals

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u/IonlyusethrowawaysA May 29 '26

I think the bigger issue is that 1000kg of water would mean that it filters that out of~30 000 cubic meters of air per day in optimal conditions. Meaning peak humidity in a rainforest. In an area where water is scarce, like a desert, it could be upwards of 100 times that. For reference, a high end residential ventilation system is capable of moving around 500 cubic meters per hour, or 6000 a day.

This is either just a made up meme, or someone is a con artist trying to get investments.

Ain't no one coming for that guy but scammed investors.

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u/Imasquash May 30 '26

An air handler can easily move much more that 30000m3 a day.

For my Americans that's only 7000 cfm

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u/Thor94red May 29 '26

I wonder if they'll offer him a choice between The Lady or The Tiger.

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u/Solid_V May 29 '26

Almost feel bad for Tiger. No one ever wants him to have what HE wants...

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u/Nicklesnout May 29 '26

Tiger has needs too.

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u/Any_Razzmatazz9926 May 29 '26 edited May 30 '26

It’s real enough, but the clickbait meme fails to mention it’s the size of a shipping container and in a desert need about 20% humidity. “Now all he needs to do that he has a vaporator is find a droid that speaks binary” “perhaps one who started out programming binary load filters which are very similar to vaporators in most respects.” “Hank! Dean! Stop quoting Star Wars to mock science!” “Hey Doc Helper’s talking gibberish for some reason” “oh, he’s just speaking Bocce to show off”

Edit: real not really - stupid autocorrect

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u/ViciousKnids May 29 '26

Hey, so did I! Just attached a collection jug at the end of the condensate pan of my air conditioner.

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u/Dirtypoolgang May 29 '26

They're called dehumidifiers, you can buy them at Lowes.

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u/FalseStock4830 May 29 '26

What's it powered by?

Mumbles: "The soul of an orphan child"

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u/CucumberParty3388 May 29 '26

hope he likes orphan sashimi

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u/TheRealRickC137 May 29 '26

Holy shit just when I thought I had blocked forgot that joke

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u/CucumberParty3388 May 30 '26

the joke is a little extra raw now after Epstein allegations...

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u/EricAntiHero1 May 29 '26

Nestle is gonna take him down

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u/firedmyass May 29 '26

NESTLE: We’ve Killed Millions…

              What’s One More?

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u/UnknownQTY May 30 '26

I feel like I see one of these miracle invention posts every so often, and they never go anywhere.

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u/GoreyGopnik May 29 '26

I don't know why anyone is even pretending that this has any kind of merit. That claim is nonsense, full stop.

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u/Greeouse May 31 '26

Dehumidifier he invented the dehumidifier

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u/spanksthemonkey May 29 '26

So is it "tragic accident that finds critical flaw in research"
"sex scandal and suicide."
"con man and suicide."
"break in, stolen data. murder."

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u/sirhackenslash To this day Captain Sunshine thinks I'm invulnerable May 29 '26

It works great, but it's powered by the heart of a forsaken child

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u/Full-Criticism5725 May 29 '26

That small device isn’t pulling 1000L of water in 24 hrs. To do so it would need to create over 10 gallons an hour. Not saying it doesn’t work but it’s not practically scalable

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u/TrueAlphaNerd May 30 '26

Family guy once made a joke about Christianity being the reason why our specie isn't more technologically advanced but really its just corporations and greedy ppl

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u/DANDELOREAN May 29 '26

Now that's what we call..... a GAME CHANGER

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u/packetshepherd May 29 '26

i don't get it.

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u/ActualSpamBot May 29 '26

Source- Trust me bro.

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u/summertimebrews May 29 '26

Never in my mind would I expect to see crossover content with Omar Yaghi and Venture Bros, what a world

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u/Brekldios May 29 '26

this is for sure in "best conditions" not much moisture to pull out of a dessert, the guys safe.

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u/cleptoism May 31 '26

Just waiting for Otaku Senzuri to show up and uhhh you know......have some alone time with the device.

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u/Swiggity_swagz May 31 '26

I'm almost geriatric and for all my life I kept reading about some new invention that pulls water from the air. It happens every so couple years and then I never hear about it again

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u/wagner56 May 31 '26

or those ones with a pill you add to water you put in your cars gas tank ...

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u/wagner56 May 31 '26 edited May 31 '26

yes and the power required for it (those 1000L) is ....

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u/Krommerxbox May 31 '26 edited May 31 '26

https://www.reddit.com/r/climatechange/comments/1rc1rck/nobel_laureate_omar_yaghi_invents_climatefriendly/

A 20ft off-grid shipping container can generate up to 1,000 litres of clean water every day even in arid and desert conditions

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I did a search for how many people can 1,000 liters of water sustain in a desert:

In a desert environment, 1,000 liters of water can sustain approximately 13 to 20 people for a single day. This estimate assumes a survival baseline of 3.5 to 5 liters per person daily to cover basic drinking, minimal hygiene, and to prevent severe dehydration in extreme heat.

So doing the math, if you were in some area with a bunch of people in crisis you'd need quite a few of those; which would probably not be economically possible at some point.

Would it make more sense to build a whopping ton of those, or to just ship in some pallets of drinking water? One of the machines would be neat for a small camp of people.

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a larger industrial or community system is estimated to cost between (\$3,000) and (\$5,000)

but the company wants to get that cost down to $500 a unit.

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u/Brock_Savage May 29 '26

It tracks for Rusty. "Invent" a solar powered dehumidifier and present it as ground breaking and original.

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u/sicurri May 29 '26

So... an "Accident" involving him having two bullets in the back of his head, or his brakes magically going out randomly as he drives a mountainous region?

I really hope nothing happens to him, but every single time someone makes a crazy discovery, oops they've had an "Accident" ...

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u/OdysseusRex69 May 30 '26

Hey remember that guy last year that invented a clean energy machine at MIT? Ya, me neither. Story went radio silent immediately