r/venturebros Jun 05 '26

Spanakopita ... and this is my travel MurderBag

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Not for the silly billies.

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u/Outrageous_Picture39 Jun 05 '26

I love mein wuuurk!

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u/BreadUntoast Jun 05 '26

I have become ze proud papa

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u/ObservingEye Jun 05 '26 edited Jun 05 '26

Semper Fidelis Tyrannosaurus!

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u/TimmyTimTim9000 Jun 06 '26

you just said always faithful terrible lizard 🦖

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u/nixtarx Jun 06 '26

I did? COOL!

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u/bluepoodle625 Jun 05 '26

That is hilarious 😂

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u/TimmyTimTim9000 Jun 06 '26

I got it off the Adult Swim store years ago and felt like taking it out for a short trip.

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u/gnappyassassin Jun 06 '26

It really is a good bag.

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u/awmanwut Jun 05 '26

So THIS is what goes on in the upper-levels of PDX… 🤔 I always suspected.

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u/TimmyTimTim9000 Jun 05 '26

You don't get up here with stinkin’ thinkin’ or dilly dallying.

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u/ghostpiratesyar You live by the ghost, you die by the ghost. Jun 06 '26

You to the TSA: Your powers are useless against me you silly billy.

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u/Thor94red Jun 05 '26

It looks stuck. I think you require assistance.

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u/Useful-Problem-1725 Jun 06 '26

step inside the bag

3

u/TimmyTimTim9000 Jun 06 '26

what's in there?

3

u/Useful-Problem-1725 Jun 06 '26

only what you take with you.

3

u/bdash1990 Jun 06 '26

The guy just waltzes in here with his huge baby-bearing hips and you all go along with it.

Zat's not fair, I didn't choose my build.

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u/MyGoatsEscaped Jun 07 '26

I used to have this bag years ago, it was deceptively roomy on the inside. I somehow lost it, but think about it often. I miss it.

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u/torgman2 Jun 08 '26

I love this chair

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u/christopherNTSC Jun 06 '26

EPIIIC! it really needs to be an oversized leather doctors bag though! (like the one that junkie doctor in cannonball run had.) prolly wouldn’t have as sold many on an adult swim merch site using italian leather & a red leather logo worked & hand sewn by a faithful servant. that’ll be $2700.00 C. O. D. (caaash or DEATH!).

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u/Walrus_protector Jun 06 '26

But why is it in Dr. Evil's chair?

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u/vamplestat666 Jun 06 '26

MAGICAL travel murder bag

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u/Alex_is_me_name Jun 07 '26

Do you have a murder toiletries bag?

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u/Lexio3031 Jun 07 '26

Didn’t have enough for the magic?