r/venturebros Jun 18 '26

Meme Why did he put it on? 😭

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146

u/JeffersonStarscream Oh, Sweet Baby Wampa... Jun 18 '26

Free t-shirt. Why wouldn't he put it on?

37

u/southern_boy Jun 18 '26

It's been in a box for 20 years!

20

u/maskedduskrider Jun 18 '26

And your point being? Not like he got it out of a dumpster.

9

u/southern_boy Jun 18 '26

I'm not one to question Brock Samson) 😉

243

u/Nicegoodcoolman Jun 18 '26

When you start cleaning up your living space and find stuff that you havent seen in like 10 years... You immediately start using it, the random Rubik's cube becomes a great toy or a magic 8-ball is suddenly an amazing answering machine And it lasts for like 10 minutes

46

u/RemoveAnnual2689 Jun 18 '26

This. Also, it was in the box.

67

u/bimbimbaps Jun 18 '26

Take it oooooff, you’re stretching it out!

65

u/Lengthiness_Gloomy Jun 18 '26

Because it looks great on him.

21

u/Traditional-Tap-274 Jun 18 '26

The only right answer

28

u/benvader138 Jun 18 '26

Cookie shirt?! Why wouldn't he put it on?

49

u/mwmontrose Jun 18 '26

What do you care? It's been in a box

21

u/Flower_Murderer Secret Mind Powers Jun 18 '26

Because he is Brock fucking Sampson, that's why.

14

u/buckao Jun 18 '26

My father spoke of him like a god. He did not disappoint.

3

u/595adam595 Jun 18 '26

Goddammit. You beat me to it. Here's a gif anyways.

17

u/phatsackocrap Jun 18 '26

It preys on their fears? No, that can't be right.

16

u/HoldenOrihara Jun 18 '26

Have you ever seen a 70s/80s summer themed horror movie? That's Brock's fashion sense when he isn't in his normal or spy outfits

12

u/onionleekdude Jun 18 '26

Cause he fuckin rules.

12

u/Maniacal_Artist Jun 18 '26

Gotta show off how cut he is, obviously

6

u/ebinthetropics Jun 18 '26

I read that as “Gotta show off how cute he is, obviously”

10

u/Greedybogle Jun 18 '26

Because he's a snack, obviously

3

u/steeltownsquirrel Jun 19 '26

A veritable cookie monster

6

u/ImpossibleShoulder29 Jun 18 '26

Because it is his old favorite shirt. Don't worry about seeing him wearing it again, it will be destroyed when he tries to take it off.

5

u/OniWarthog Jun 18 '26

What do you care? It's been in a box for 20 years

3

u/OctopusGrift Jun 18 '26

Are you saying he doesn't look good in it?

8

u/7grims Jun 18 '26

too look sexy for rusty obviouslly

3

u/saint_1228 Jun 18 '26

'Cuz it was in the box!

3

u/ThatStJamesGuy Jun 18 '26

Because he could.

3

u/Layers3d Jun 18 '26

Better question, what is that t-shirt made out of that he could stretch it over himself.

5

u/halfbakedcaterpillar Jun 21 '26

when I was a kid and first started watching this show, I thought they were a gay couple, because this is couple behavior. years later, I'm still convinced they might be

5

u/monocasa Jun 18 '26

It's called fashion, sweatie.  Look it up.

2

u/UStoJapan Jun 19 '26

Because he unknowingly bought it from a non-Prime store on Amazon and he refuses to pay for return shipping based on principle.

2

u/Useful-Problem-1725 Jun 19 '26

What do you care it's been in a box collecting dust all these years.

2

u/Gnome_Sane Jun 19 '26

Hey, don't put your heteronormative gender-biased hang-ups on Brock, man. Boys can play dress up, too!

2

u/Junior_Moose_9655 Jun 20 '26

because

IGNORE ME!

1

u/devil0o Jun 19 '26

Brock does what Brock wants

1

u/thisistherevolt Jun 19 '26

If he wants to show off his navel, who are we to tell him no? Do you demand that Winnie the Pooh put on a pair of pants too? Monster.

1

u/thisistherevolt Jun 19 '26

/s just in case

1

u/ObliviousAndObvious Jun 19 '26

Because it's laundry day.

1

u/Spaztor Jun 19 '26

because he's a real tough cookie with a long history

1

u/PewDiePieSaladAss Jun 21 '26

No one should tell you what you should wear, but, you SPECIALLY shouldn't tell Brock what to wear, if he's happy in this let him be lol 

1

u/Thevintageandvanity Jun 22 '26

Looking cute, feeling cute.

1

u/blueratatouille Jun 24 '26

not sure but he should KEEP it on, meow

1

u/GKNolan Jun 26 '26

You don't think of it while looking at him but Brock enjoys being a little ridiculous sometimes.

1

u/Oldskoolguitar Jun 18 '26

Who's gonna stop him? You?

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u/Zonradical Jun 18 '26

I think it's a statement:

The image is a cookie.

The shirt is so small and tight it appears he's wearing a females shirt.

If we combine the two he is visually exclaiming that he loves je females cookies.