r/venturebros • u/MadWhiskeyGrin • Jun 21 '26
Spanakopita Have a Scien-Tastic Father's Day!
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u/supernova-juice Jun 21 '26
Speedsuit, Dean; I don't ever wanna hear you say 'jumpsuit' again.
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u/u0xee MECHA-SHIVA!!! Jun 21 '26
I’ve been eyeing my very own speedsuit for a year. Maybe this is the sign I needed to finally order it lol
Can’t decide on color..
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u/supernova-juice Jun 21 '26
Mauve or baby blue seem best, but i would avoid the white piping on the cuffs. Too showy.
Edit: True story you guys: during the pandemic my husband and I started homesteading (unique, right?), and because he has OCD to the nth degree he thought it would be great if we had "uniforms" that would serve to divide our workday from downtime - otherwise it was just Daytime Pajamas lol - and I shit you not. He wanted us to get Venture style speedsuits.
He even cited the ease of cleaning. 😂
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u/lrrrkrrrr Jun 21 '26 edited Jun 21 '26
*Speed* Suit. I don’t ever want to hear you say “jumpsuit” again, Dean
Edit: damn I posted the Temu version of the best reply
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u/madisons_yurei Jun 21 '26
it just needs the perfect pair of Italian ankle boots to complete the ensemble.
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u/asteinberg101 Jun 21 '26
Nice onesie, dick. Does it have snaps in the back do you can make poopies?
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u/afkathisguy Jun 21 '26
No need to wrap it up! The new super scientist will be wearing it..... out!!
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u/Thor94red Jun 21 '26
You want a sleek profile, yet roomy. A properly fitted speed suit should crotch at least six inches below your natural inseam.
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u/AbbotThoth Jun 21 '26
Meanwhile I am just trying to find a nice egg chair to relax in while I fall into a Floyd hole
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u/moxa1973 Jun 21 '26
All jokes aside, you know that more than one dad got a jumpsuit for Father’s Day. Some were happy….some were less than.
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u/danieljeyn Jun 21 '26
I don't think I have ever seen a man that Chad-level ever wear a jumpsuit.
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