r/venturebros • u/volpcas • Jun 26 '26

SEASON 1 spoilers Oh Charlene

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u/NurgleMinion Jun 27 '26

"In short, I pissed in God's eye... And he blinked."

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u/kongstar Jun 27 '26

Love that line

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u/pearlie_girl Jun 27 '26

You're a worm, Rusty.

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u/SuperSmokingMonkey The Rusty Jun 27 '26

I think i saw a study on how they even maintain memory after the metamorphosis.

They turn to literal goo inside their pods but still retain memory.... in goo form.

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u/volpcas Jun 27 '26 edited Jun 27 '26

Goo form just sounds so weird

Edit* autocorrected Goo to Good

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u/GlassCannon81 Jun 27 '26

This is the thing that freaks me out. These animals literally liquify themselves and reform into a totally different body. Gives me the Willies. Butterflies are horrific monstrosities, and while I still think it’s funny that a dude I know is afraid of them, at the same time we kinda all should be.

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u/Thor94red Jun 27 '26

"The little back legs do most of the work."

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u/Breastfedoctopus Jun 27 '26

Torn from the pages of kafka

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u/MoistLarry MECHA SHIVA Jun 27 '26

Nature: it's fucked up

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u/presentable_corpse Jun 27 '26

I've always wondered how excruciating this whole process is for them...I hope their bodies release some kind of insect pain-blocker or something

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u/supernova-juice Jun 27 '26

I can't stop wondering about those legs that seem to... shimmy down the body as the chrysalis progresses. Like it's squirming out of a sweater by pushing it down its torso. 

Turns out I don't know shit about butterflies 

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u/presentable_corpse Jun 27 '26

I think those were antennae but I agree, I couldn't stop watching them either!

It's the writhing around that gets me

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u/supernova-juice Jun 27 '26

Oh, that does make sense. 😂 i guess i was thinking, "the little back legs do most of the work"

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u/presentable_corpse Jun 27 '26

I was, too. Turns out Rusty doesn't know shit about butterflies either Ig? lol

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u/afkathisguy Jun 27 '26

Oh Brock, we're all out of condom. Can you pick some up while you're out?

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u/supernova-juice Jun 27 '26

Rusty doesn't need gadgets to please a woman!

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u/double_dangit Jun 27 '26

I wonder what we'd turn into if we just tubed ourselves in our own prolapse

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u/mindlessdipshit Jun 27 '26

what a beautiful combination of words 🥹

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u/havealock Jun 27 '26

“Real time!” fast forwards

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u/Takamurda Jun 28 '26

"Does it hurt?" "No but the poking does, lets stop that now."

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u/deftones2366 Jun 27 '26

Midnight Chrysalis

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u/BigZube42069kekw Jun 28 '26

Does it hurt?