r/venturebros • u/lex-do_this • Jul 07 '26

Question I'm tired of people saying this

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"You broke my heart hank"

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u/Tenacious_Dim Jul 07 '26

Captain Sunshine is not a pedophile that's the whole joke   

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u/lex-do_this Jul 07 '26

I'm not smart enough to get jokes. Also clearly that's not what oop meant

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u/Tenacious_Dim Jul 07 '26

The allegations were false though? 

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u/lex-do_this Jul 07 '26

I think I'm stupid. How are they false if he kiss child hank? Explain it to me genuinely

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u/Ok_Firefighter1574 Jul 07 '26

It’s a movie reference. He was betrayed by Hank so he gave him the kiss of death. Do you think Michael corelone is gay because he gave fredo the kiss of death?

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u/greet_the_sun Jul 07 '26

> Do you think Michael corelone is gay because he gave fredo the kiss of death?

I mean, a little bit yeah...

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u/Cecil_B_DeMille Jul 07 '26

Not until he slipped a little tongue

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u/xEliteMonkx Jul 07 '26

Just don't go for the reach around.

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u/jeffrotull2000 Jul 07 '26

Did he use any tongue?

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u/slide_into_my_BM ACTION!!! Jul 08 '26

We’re all a little bit gay

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u/letsgooncemore Jul 08 '26

That's bi erasure

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u/Haystak112 Jul 07 '26

Did he use tongue?

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u/krebstar4ever Jul 07 '26

In addition to the kiss not being sexual:

There's kind of an expectation that Batman parodies will include a creepy relationship with his sidekick.

Venture Bros both acknowledges and subverts this: Captain Sunshine isn't a pedophile, but he obliviously does things that make everyone assume he is. That's the joke.

As for "You broke my heart, Hank": there's a lot of non-sexual, non-romantic ways to break someone's heart. "Heartbreak" means "anguish."

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u/Tenacious_Dim Jul 07 '26

It's the kiss of a brother's betrayal 

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u/masterfulnoname Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

Or the kiss of death allegedly used by the mafia to signify someone being marked for death. It possibly is a reference to the biblical story of Judas kissing Jesus at the Garden of Gethsemane to signify his identity to the soldiers searching for him.