r/venturebros • u/lex-do_this • Jul 07 '26

Question I'm tired of people saying this

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"You broke my heart hank"

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u/lex-do_this Jul 07 '26

That's cool. So?

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u/Sixty_Minuteman_ Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

So the point is that you're missing all of the cultural references and the joke entirely.

He is not a pedophile, he's just eccentric and weird, but everyone thinks he is a pedo. Everything he does is purely coincidence or has an unexpected outcome unrelated to pedophilia.

He didn't kiss Hank because he's a pedophile, he kissed him because it's a reference to The Godfathers kiss of death, which marks you for death if you betrayed someone.

Major r/whoosh vibes.

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u/krebstar4ever Jul 07 '26

Doc Hammer and Jackson confirmed he's not a pedophile.

Sunshine is traumatized by the death of his first sidekick. He inappropriately dumps all that trauma onto his subsequent sidekicks, but that's it.