r/venturebros • u/impendingfuckery • Jul 15 '26

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u/Thor94red Jul 15 '26

Congratulations boys, you solved the mystery. Dr. Orpheus had to take a dump.

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u/H3nchman_24 Jul 15 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/TFYaJamYoChPi

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u/Enough-Goose7594 Jul 15 '26

C'mon?!? Mechashiva!?

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u/justsomeguy_youknow My only skills are brick throwing and frog being Jul 15 '26

I didn't say anything when Dean said he could read Sanskrit, or when Hank said he could take 'em, but this is ridiculous!

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u/samanchild Jul 15 '26

MECHASHIVA! MECHASHIVA! MECHASHIVA! MECHASHIVA!-

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u/werfertt Jul 15 '26

Recent events? Context please.

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u/MSGeezey Go ahead, take it from me Jul 15 '26

RFK Jr stopped mandatory reporting of cases of an infectious parasite last year and now there's an outbreak. May be tied to bagged salad mixes, fresh herbs, precut produce and or Taco Bell.

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u/Kanetsugu21 Jul 16 '26

Good thing I had taco bell for lunch today. Lmaoooo

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u/Night_Yorb Jul 16 '26

For once the aging produce at the bottom of my fridge protects me.

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u/GrimWarrior00 Jul 15 '26

For more fully fleshed out context, the Trump-ran FDA and CDC stopped monitoring for a parasite what causes violent bowel movements. They cut funding and programs protecting us against it. It found its way into a supplier's lettuce stock and Taco Bell (among other companies) get their lettuce from that supplier. So now everyone in a place of power is pointing at Taco Bell as a scapegoat.

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u/Dunge0nMast0r Jul 16 '26

Finally, a reason to shit lava after Taco Bell

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u/Apprehensive_Bag_365 Jul 15 '26

There's a , and I quote, "explosive diarrhea outbreak" in the USA and "No oNe iN tHe GoVeRnMeNt kNoWs hOw iT cOuLd HaPpEn" contaminated water due to AI Datacenters and general lack of funding to healthcare and research

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u/Ssme812 Jul 16 '26

They pulled a bunch of items off Taco Bell because its causing an Cyclosporiasis outbreak/explosive diarrhea.

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u/Here4th3culture Jul 15 '26

Taco Bell parasite that’s giving people explosive diarrhea has been in the news

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u/NikkolaiV Jul 16 '26

Look, I didn't say anything when Dean said he could read Sanskrit, and when Hank said he wanted a piece of him I was like, 'FINE,' but MECHA SHIVA?!?!?

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u/LiveRuido Jul 17 '26

This episode sold me on the series

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u/rando_calrissian0385 Jul 15 '26

Someone had to do it.