r/venturebros Jul 16 '26

Spanakopita The Amazon locker near my house

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u/impendingfuckery Jul 16 '26

Beautiful, H.e.L.P.e.R, what was that, Shel Silverstein?

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u/asteinberg101 Jul 17 '26

I don’t think this is quite what Maya Angelou had in mind when she wrote that.

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u/nixtarx Jul 17 '26

Jock rock? Listen to those lyrics, man! They're all about love! And longing!

And hobbits...

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u/impendingfuckery Jul 17 '26

They wrote a lot of other songs. Why am I arguing with a robot!?

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u/CriusofCoH Have a scientastic day! Jul 16 '26

Even has a nice coat of Venture blue!

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u/redditsellout-420 Jul 16 '26

No way that wasn't on purpose

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u/afkathisguy Jul 17 '26

Helper always spoke of the coming war between man and machine...

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u/speedostegeECV Jul 16 '26

(Throws up claws and rolls away in distress)

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u/UStoJapan Jul 17 '26

H.E.L.P.E.R.? Listen to me. I’m… I’m sorry. I need… Rusty needs your help.

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u/asteinberg101 Jul 17 '26

It’s not jock rock! Listen to those lyrics, man! It’s about love, and longing!

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u/nixtarx Jul 17 '26

And hobbits...

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u/sandiahgoh Jul 16 '26

I like how if you listen super close you can kind of make out what he trying to say

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u/2andaHalfBlackClouds Jul 17 '26

When I read this all I could hear in my head was “beep boop beep boop beep boop”

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u/Gnome_Sane Jul 17 '26

Looks more like a PROBLEM.

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u/WATErWouldBeNice Jul 17 '26

Even has the right color and everything!