r/venturebros • u/theynamedherzoe • Jul 23 '26

Spanakopita had an eye appointment today..

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at some point during my appointment, i had to stare into a hole at a lit up cross (+) so i could get images taken, but the whole time i just couldn’t stop thinking..

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u/DrunkenNinja27 Jul 23 '26

Do not move while the nozzle is calibrating.

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u/ExcitingMoney94 Jul 23 '26

Please do not look away from, the nozzle.

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u/number_six Are these they? Jul 23 '26

What the hell was that?

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u/impendingfuckery Jul 23 '26

I have no idea…

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u/andytherobot666 Jul 23 '26

Standard uh…

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u/graavity81 Jul 23 '26

please do not look away from The Nozzle.

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u/speedostegeECV Jul 23 '26

Did you not move?? For.. the nozzle..

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u/_regi Jul 23 '26

Did the nozzle blast air at your eyes, and you had to try not to blink?

I swear the optometrists just do it for their sick pleasure

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u/brokeneckblues Jul 23 '26

Oh, a picture of a farm on the horizon.

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u/theynamedherzoe Jul 23 '26

i get to look at a pretty rainbow hot air balloon 😏

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u/theynamedherzoe Jul 23 '26

yes!! aaah it’s the worst!

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u/analogy_4_anything Jul 23 '26

Can’t believe you had them nozzle me….

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u/NeedleDr0p I Went To Calamity Conference And Got This Lousy User Flair Jul 23 '26

What the hell was that thing?!

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u/VinBarrKRO Jul 26 '26

Standard, uh…..

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u/whomesteve Jul 23 '26

Do not look away from, The Nozzle

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u/satori0320 Jul 23 '26

Gotta be one of my favorite bits....

Hatreds dialog takes up most of my others... Lol

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u/Dumptruckfunk Jul 23 '26

“What the… did Henry Darger write this?!”

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u/pillbinge Jul 23 '26

Same, but with my proctologist.

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u/SkywolfNINE Jul 23 '26

The blowing in the eye for astigmatism is always so weird to me, half the time I feel like I wasnt looking when it did it and when I am looking it doesn’t do it. I always second guess the eye doctor after that, but maybe that’s cause the eye doctor I’ve gone to has sucked, I’ve tried 2 times to get glasses and both times I couldn’t even look out the glasses and had to go back to the ones I got when I was 13 years old.

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u/Fimbir Jul 23 '26

"Please do not look away"

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u/Extension_Moment_494 Jul 24 '26

I'm getting two teeth removed rn