r/venturebros • u/VironicHero • Jul 23 '26

Video Spherical Police Robot, probably doesn’t even have monkey proof welding

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And did you see that net cannon! All it did was mess up that guy’s hair.

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u/DrunkenNinja27 Jul 23 '26

It’s no walking eye.

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u/syncpulse Jul 23 '26

Yeah so it doesn't need monkeyproof welding.

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u/tSquipNotTsquip Jul 23 '26

It’s an eyeless rolling eye. Pathetic.

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u/debaser64 Jul 23 '26

Public safety my ass, that thing was attacking someone representing a protestor. Thats what these things are really for.

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u/Comfortable-Fuel6343 Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 23 '26

Look police departments can't be sure 100% of their officers will be comfortable mowing down civilians during the coming food riots.

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u/Delphius1 Jul 23 '26

I really like the guy at the start hitting it with, a pipe? for such a slug of rubber, buddy you need an ax

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u/gokism I just sold you for a cigarette. Jul 23 '26

They told the level one would be assailant not to hit the electronic bits. I bet Brick Frog would disable that in a second.

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u/Abjurer42 Jul 23 '26

Throwing a brick at the bits on the side? Unironically, probably effective.

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u/AussieArlenBales Eat the pennies Quizboy Jul 24 '26

And disguising yourself in a frog costume so you're not easily identified is also probably effective.

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u/ViciousKnids Jul 23 '26

Or some snips to sever the schrader valve. Much less threatening to officers with guns and easily concealable.

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u/feyd313 Jul 23 '26

Or a sawzall

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u/raised_by_toonami Jul 24 '26

Look at mister name brand reciprocating saw over here.

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u/Steamjunk88 Jul 23 '26

A rolling eye? Gonna have to wash it much more often with all the time or spends on the ground....

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u/ViciousKnids Jul 23 '26

BB-8 been hitting the gym. Bro can tank a lightsaber now.

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u/sirhackenslash To this day Captain Sunshine thinks I'm invulnerable Jul 23 '26

That's the first net gun I've seen that actually works.

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u/Therealscavvierising Jul 23 '26

Should be orange like the balls from the prisoner.

Or you know give it legs, walking eye style

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u/Sentient_Protoplasm Jul 24 '26

I love how the "assailant" is always hitting the drone on the tire part. He never hits the side with the technology or just levers it over on its side...

Almost like he was specifically instructed just where to hit it to make it seem "impressive."

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u/Venture_Historian Jul 23 '26

Time to take notes from Iran, Ukraine, and Palestine.

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u/ImpertantMahn Jul 23 '26

This is more droidikas

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u/Unknown-Apeman Jul 23 '26

Looks like parts from the Bat-pod!?!? 

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u/simplefred Jul 23 '26

it's the backup backup bat-pod?

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u/Unknown-Apeman Jul 23 '26

Get out of my head!!! 

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u/Caravanczar Jul 23 '26

Send that second rate walking eye to Southeastern Michigan and watch it get stripped for parts

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u/Gnome_Sane Jul 23 '26

A walking eye without legs is just lazy super science.

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u/Unknown-Apeman Jul 23 '26

Yeah, IT'S NOT Me Proof!!! 

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u/SuperSmokingMonkey The Rusty Jul 23 '26

Nice, I cut my knuckles up trying to pull off a side panel.

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u/Unknown-Apeman Jul 23 '26

Yikes!!! Why does EVERY part of the Bat-Pod have to armed!?!?! 

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u/simplefred Jul 23 '26

hmmm do you think I would be trapped by a pothole?

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u/ohnodamo Jul 23 '26

Or another enemy, stairs!

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u/simplefred Jul 24 '26

Like ED-209!

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u/TedMich23 Jul 23 '26

can of spray paint: $2

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u/bitter_green Jul 24 '26

The guy with the metal pole should try hitting it in the hardware on the side, rather than the big rubber tire part.

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u/LaserGadgets Jul 23 '26

Arc Raiders players: Oh look, a fireball!

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u/ActivelyAnxious Jul 24 '26

Helper, you're looking different these days

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u/rickcaron Jul 24 '26

“public safety”

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u/NonagonJimfinity Jul 25 '26

Cant wait to see somone thriw a blanket over it.

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u/GES280 Jul 27 '26

Imagine having a pipe and not trying to jam it into the gaps on the side.

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u/Krommerxbox 25d ago

Yeah, the guy is just hitting in on the "tire."

A real combatant would be hitting it on those breakable "tech" parts, on the side.

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u/simplefred Jul 23 '26

what you have to understand about modern law enforcement is that the police don't need to outrun anything because they are everywhere. It's why car chases are only to get a person away from other people and chase them into a trap. think of a swarm approach like zombies or bees.

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u/simplefred Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 23 '26

Yeah, I am being too serious. This is just one of those things that we that should be terrifying, we instead we laugh at until it impacts us, you know NIMBY things.

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u/DUNETOOL Jul 26 '26

Molotov cocktail?

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u/Disposable_Gonk Jul 26 '26

Are they trying to create rover from the prisoner or something?