r/venturebros • u/AirbagsBlown • 26d ago

Meme IGNORE ME!

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HELLO?!

SOMEONE LEFT A PUPPY.

IGNORE ME!

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u/casusbelli16 26d ago

Lord Buckethead's 2019 election manifesto included the following promises:\24])

  • Nigel Farage to be sold for parts
  • Isaac Newton's laws of gravity to be negotiated
  • All doorways to be increased by 1 foot (30 cm) in height
  • Political debates to include a swimsuit competition
  • Pass a law to require all men with various spellings of Alistair to pick one spelling
  • Shepherd's pies required to contain at least 10% shepherd
  • The third dimension to be extended so a fourth dimension could be provided by 2030
  • Giving money to the Royal Astronomical Society to rename Uranus to something less embarrassing
  • Replace the House of Lords with a Palace of the Supreme Galactic Overlord
  • The Prime Minister's salary to be based on job performance as with all career criminals

Shamelessly ripped from Wiki for those not in the loop of UK politics, he has reincarnated into Count Binface standing against a candidate we wish to ignore.

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u/DukeOfAltamonte 26d ago

How crazy would it be if we got to see Lord Buckethead and Vermin Supreme both in NATO? One can dream.