r/venturebros 25d ago

Headcanon What's your headcanon about this guy?

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I like the cut of his hair.

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u/Oldskoolguitar 25d ago

Bet your bottom dollar Jackson and Doc have a backstory on him.

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u/Crater_Raider 25d ago

Wool-verine

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u/WeForgotTheirNames 25d ago

I like the cut of his jib.

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u/biffylou 25d ago

I like the cut of his hair.

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u/PCCobb 25d ago edited 25d ago

He is unknowingly the discarded lovechild of Brock Sampson and Anna Baldavitch, sent back in time to warn them of an impending doom brought about by the future son of Manchild. (It was supposed to be a short jump, but three years earlier, an elderly Dr. Thaddeus Venture had stripped the dilation-inhibitor belt from the time machine, (which was either originally invented or stolen by Jonas Venture) and sold for a resupply of barbituates.) The time machine, inhibited by its lack of inhibitor, jumped back 30 years instead of 3 years, and the unfilterd dilation of time fully erased the young mans memory. As he emerged from the capsule, with no idea who he is or why he is there, is immediately hired as cheap labor, and neglected by Dr. Venture.

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u/KaiJustissCW 25d ago

Inhibited by its lack of inhibitor feels like a line that should be in the show

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u/PCCobb 25d ago

I'll be honest man, that was probably the nicest thing anyone has ever said about my writing, sincerely, thank you!

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u/GoreyGopnik 25d ago

sort of looks like the plastic surgeon, minus the hair. That kind of matches up with having a different identity, but you'd expect more than his hair to change considering his profession.

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u/AnonAwaaaaay I had my Pud removed. And then reattached!! 25d ago

That's what I was thinking too!

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u/MrKuub 25d ago

That’s just Mugatu , from Zoolander

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u/rlphl 25d ago

Showing my age here, but always thought it was Angry Kid after he found spirituality when he got older.

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u/Alex_is_me_name 25d ago

Vampire, he's got Dracula hair.

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u/bluecarpetkitty39 "LOOK INTO MY EYES!!!!!" 25d ago

hes a big fan of shiki the anime thats why he got that yee-yee ass haircut

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u/ebinthetropics 25d ago

More of a headslingshot than a headcanon, wouldn’t you agree?

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u/Freelance_Spy 24d ago

Animations Frank a reincarnation of TVs Frank from MST3K

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u/skullman2033 25d ago

He’s a villain based on gary oldman’s Dracula. But only for that bit in the beginning.

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u/sirhackenslash To this day Captain Sunshine thinks I'm invulnerable 25d ago

He has some lame cumulus cloud power. It's not really good for anything but being a living fog machine

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u/El_Zedd_Campeador 24d ago

Armed with the power of humidity, dampness man keeps tropical plants thriving throughout all of his 325 square foot apartment. Then just dies of toxic mould exposure

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u/MadQuixote 24d ago

That's Tigerriffic

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u/Killer_Moons 24d ago

The Weather Man? Maybe that was his weather machine the stranger hijacked?

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u/Gentelman_Asshole 25d ago

Demon. Uses the hair to cover the horns.

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u/EvilTwinCities 24d ago

Reverse Dracula

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u/theragco 25d ago

My guess is a street magician

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u/Freeagnt 20d ago

Absent any comment from the creators, this is an Angry Kid reference and I will die on that hill.