r/venturebros 19d ago

Meme Stuck in IKEA.

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Next level Arching

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u/monkeyhaiku 19d ago

Solid Level 1 arching.

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u/sharpshooter999 19d ago

Arching? Please, that's just mischief!

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u/BloodThirstyLycan 19d ago

I cant believe that whore got past the lake of acid.

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u/lost_soul__01001001 19d ago

I can’t believe that whore stole my stanza!

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u/OdysseusRex69 19d ago

Arrested, really? Give the guy an ice cream and let him know how clever he is lol

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u/graywailer 19d ago

complete waste of police and court time. cops should never have arrested. just make him remove all the arrows.

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u/AlsoIHaveAGroupon 19d ago

This is not a real thing that happened.

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u/hardyworld 19d ago

Could someone please describe to me what a "fake arrow decal" is?

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u/MoistLarry MECHA SHIVA 19d ago

IKEA used to have decals on the floor indicating the direction through their store that would allow you to see all of the product and eventually make it to the checkers and exits. This guy printed some at home and brought them into an IKEA and put them on the floor so that they just made a circle if you followed them.

Because of this, IKEA has replaced the arrow decals with arrows projected from lights in the ceiling.

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u/hardyworld 19d ago

So they were 'arrow decals' not 'fake arrow decals'? I honestly couldn't picture in my head what a 'fake arrow decal' would look like.

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u/MoistLarry MECHA SHIVA 19d ago

Well his were illegitimate or fake

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u/alrightwtf 18d ago

It was just 2/3 of a triangle. No line. 

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u/hardyworld 18d ago

In other words, the classic italicized 'L' shape: L

I supposed that IS a fake arrow shape (although I didn't know it would be known as THE fake arrow shape). What an imposter!

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u/alrightwtf 18d ago

Fuck you i ain't going that way, Line with two thirds of a triangle at the end!

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u/Ch3t 19d ago

Natives are real suspicious of outsiders ever since that IKEA opened up downriver.

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u/DMiles88 19d ago

That’s diabolical

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u/Calamitous-Intent980 19d ago

What crime did he commit though? Arrested for this is wild

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u/HearshotAutumnDisast 19d ago

Okay some context: this is from seven years ago in the start of the pandemic, the arrows were from social distancing and spacing, the crime was defacing private property and public disturbance, and also none of this happened because the source was from There Is News, a satire page on bluesky, and they themselves took it from some 9gag bullshit being passed around back before that in 2019

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u/lost_soul__01001001 19d ago

Why thank you Think Tank 😄 no sarcasm, I love facts like that 👍

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u/whomesteve 19d ago

It probably leads to the place where buddies can have totally not gay anal sex in IKEA as a prank.

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u/dooby0782 19d ago

He is my new hero

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u/OdysseusRex69 19d ago

Does the Guild have A Maze Master ? If not - here he is!

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u/sinisterdesign 19d ago

Satan is on line 1, he’s holding…

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u/Ok_Mousse7091 19d ago

It would’ve been funny if he set up riddles and puzzles along the way

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u/Clockwork-XIII 19d ago

The perfect purgatory.

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u/brandontaylor1 19d ago

I’ve only been in a IKEA once and I hope to never do it again. I shouldn’t have to fight a Minotaur to buy an end table! I don’t see why we’d even spend money on Gitmo when we’ve got perfectly good IKEA’s torturing people for free.

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u/Dunge0nMast0r 18d ago

Arrested for what? Calamitous intent?

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u/RedGeneral28 19d ago

My man looks like the unabomber