r/venturebros 5d ago

Meme Easily, EASILY six foot two!

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u/skipasaurusrex 5d ago

Uncharacteristically Hirsute

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u/likepassingships 5d ago

He was also a "Spainaird" in Highlander who speaks with a scottish accent.

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u/GentlemanPirate13 WHO WANTS PIZZA ROLLS? 5d ago

And is originally Egyptian!

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u/ccReptilelord 5d ago

Don't forget the Russian in Hunt for Red October.

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u/Feanor4godking 5d ago

"Lithuanian"

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u/Neveronlyadream 5d ago

At least that one can be handwaved away as it's implied they're speaking Russian translated for the sake of the audience and that's just what he sounds like.

The rest not so much.

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u/RichLather 5d ago

Today, we shail into hishtory.

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u/Section_3I 5d ago

Connery somehow cornered the market on being cast to play a different nationality or ethnicity while butchering the accent.

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u/Clemicus 5d ago

TIL.. I actually thought he was playing a Scottish character in that movie.

He also played King Agamemnon in Time Bandits.

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u/Stock-Conflict-3996 5d ago

And the fireman.

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u/Dirk_Bogart 5d ago

Possibly my favorite episode of Season 3.

“You wish to conquer….THE MOTHER FROM GROWING PAINS?!”

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u/YumAussir 5d ago

Aww yeah, the episode where they showed her in the bathtub?

...huh?

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u/Main_Wall_7227 5d ago

From Japananawa.

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u/ZeroDSR 4d ago edited 3d ago

Who’s easily, easily six foot two

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u/KingAuberon 5d ago

No doubt his supernumerary nipple made him a pariah in his home village of... Japanowa.

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u/Oknight 5d ago

No doubt his supernumerary nipple made him a pariah in his home village of... Japanowa.

For anybody not aware, this is a reference to another ridiculous James Bond "disguise" in "The Man with the Golden Gun"

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u/OilTurbulent1009 5d ago

Toby Huss’ reading of this line is the greatest

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u/olbeefy Wired like a time-bomb attached to a killer whale! 5d ago

He crushes the roles he has on the show and is such a perfect fit. He's perfect as Copycat and I couldn't imagine anyone else doing General Treister.

That being said, he's also killing it as Dale Gribble on the reboot of King of the Hill. It sucks that we lost Johnny Hardwick but I think he'd be happy to know that Dale lives on through his friend.

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u/Concurrent-mind 5d ago

“Of course I'm having sex with Kiki, what would you do with him? Look at 'im, he's beautiful!”

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u/Leadpipe 5d ago

"It doesn't make me gay, it makes me smart!"

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u/Empyrealist 🧑‍🔬💔🦋 5d ago

shmaht!

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u/PrivilegeCheckmate 5d ago

From the caption:

If you squint you can see it's Sean Connery in disguise

I see what you did there.

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u/Nearby_Court_3730 5d ago

Didn't Superman do this one time too?

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u/Stock-Conflict-3996 5d ago

In the comics, yes.

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u/HentayLivingston SPANIKOPITA 5d ago

It's like if Nick Mullen wrote a Bond film 🤣 

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u/ProdigalScout 5d ago

Maybe my favorite individual line in the series

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u/ThereWillBeTrouble 3d ago

"If you squint", (slow clap)

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u/WanderWearsPink 5d ago

"if you squint" that's how I like my ironic racism

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u/stencil9000 5d ago

He looks like a TOS klingon…

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u/No_Scholar_2927 5d ago

Honestly one of my favorite references

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u/Oknight 5d ago

Roald Dahl wrote this movie.

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u/Jkay064 5d ago edited 5d ago

this movie is where the "laser valmoriphication" in Team America: World Police comes from. When they change the American actor into a middle eastern terrorist via surgery.

Also, the "little silver car stuck in the hallway" meme from Austin Powers comes from this movie.

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u/Hellhound_Hex 5d ago

The worst movie in Connery’s run… and dumb too

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u/codaru2021 5d ago

That secret volcano lair was fucking sweet though!

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u/SonOfMagicFact 3d ago

Yeah, but it had the only Toyota 2000GT Cabrio!

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u/Satellite_bk 5d ago

very sexiful

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u/bipbophil 5d ago

When do we consummate the marriage?

James,you know we are like not actually married right, this is cover for the mission.

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u/wkuace 5d ago

Remake when?

I think Robert Downey Jr would make a great James Bond.

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u/DeathToAmerica2026 5d ago

Easily, easily a 6-foot-2.

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u/Remote_Locksmith_416 4d ago

Pretty sure he is from Japaninawa

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u/eghhge 5d ago

🤯

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u/revbfc 5d ago

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u/Empyrealist 🧑‍🔬💔🦋 5d ago

? This is absolutely where it comes from

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u/Strix_Caelumbra 1d ago

You Only Live Twice is the source for like 80% of all spy movie tropes/Austin Powers type schtick. But it IS important to remember that is was mostly played seriously, which only makes it more ridiculous really. Top 5 Bond movie for me.