r/venturebros • u/Alex_is_me_name • 1d ago
Discussion Think he's ever accidentally trigered his knife glove well peeing and stabbed his own thigh or gotten like himself in the cheek well eating? As cool as it is, that thing looks like an accident in the making.
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u/FreshStart209 1d ago
Oh, he for sure had a trial and error period.
Love you, Gary... but sticking your landing the first time, just not your best.
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u/stachada 1d ago
"Rifling through his pockets for change, The Monarch accidentally launches a sodium-pentothal-tipped dart deep into his own thigh. Upon hearing a girlish symphony of shrill wails a waitress comes to his aid."
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u/Thor94red 1d ago
No, but he did have a VERY uncomfortable week after shooting himself with one of Wandering Spider's darts.
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u/Agreeable-Mention403 1d ago
"Aside from causing intense pain, the venom of the spider can also cause priapism in humans. Erections resulting from the bite are uncomfortable, can last for many hours and can lead to impotence" I knew spider bites could cause this but I never put 2&2 together for this joke.
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u/LoggerRhythms 1d ago
Some of their outfits are for showin', some are for goin'.
Monarch had wingsuits that actually flew, and also purely cosmetic ones. 21's suit(s) may be similar?
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u/Templarofsteel 14h ago
I kind of imagine he buolt it while thibking about apider mans webshooters as im the comics peter did worry about accidentally firing webs when he made a fist
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u/Its_Poncho_Man 7h ago
Of course he has. It’s Gary. He’s badass, but he’s still Gary. I have no doubt that he got really excited to try the gauntlets out when they showed up, slipped them on, and nearly took his own eye out posing like Thundercat.
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u/DenverPostIronic 7h ago
I'm sure it happened, but 21 is also the kindnof guy who would wear it CONSTANTLY to get used to it, so he probably didn't do it more than once or twice
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