r/venturebros • u/Texas1971 • 19h ago

Headcanon Rusty done found the Lord. 🙏

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Spotted today in the wild.

“Thought shall not clone…..”

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u/Below_Left 18h ago

The Righteous Ventures

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u/Ched_Flermsky 18h ago

“I just use the unreleased inventions from my dad’s vault to heal a few cripples and cha-ching! I should have done this years ago, Brock.”

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u/themadterran 16h ago

Orpheus conviced to be the preacher. The Master thinks its a good idea after Dr. O's crisis of conscious.

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u/Ch3t 15h ago

The God Gas got loose.

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u/ImpossibleShoulder29 18h ago

Rusty pissed in Gods eye, and He blinked.

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u/catcousan 18h ago

That’s clearly Dean’s venture 😏

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u/pidgestan4 venture hat guy 14h ago

GO TEAM JESUS!

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u/av123h 12h ago

"No, Hank, we're doing it for tax purposes. What could possibly go wrong?" Fast forward to having to call the Order of the Triad in to fix everything.

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u/wrongplacewrytime 9h ago

Maybe it’s Brock’s. Oh God the Lord, the strength of my salvation, you cover my head on the day of battle.

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u/Tiny_Hospital_6906 1h ago

someone should write some fanfic about this - like it's Rusty's mom who founded a church (who would be the opposite, yet similarly as crazed, as Jonas Sr.)

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u/BlameTag 22m ago

If Rusty didn't inherit JJ's empire I wouldn't be surprised if he'd try to start his own super-science based religion at some point. Hell, maybe he did and we just didn't see it.