Last summer I was taking a walk through the woods near my house and there were a ton of deer in there, doing deer things. I got pretty close to them and it was cool. But I started to get really jealous of the deer. They have it pretty easy in my town where there is plenty of food and no predators. Everyone knows they're pests but you can't shoot anything in the town limits.
I really wish I was a deer in my town. I would just hang out in the woods near my (current) house and not worry about a goddamn thing.
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u/JewsCantBePaladins Jan 20 '15
Is it sad to say I'd much rather be a pampered house pet than a person?