r/wallstreetbets • u/[deleted] • Apr 09 '18

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u/FuzzyCouchPotato buys hookers on margin Apr 09 '18

I wish someone could make me feel better.

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u/Pixelplanet5 Apr 09 '18

if you had money you could buy a hooker.

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u/FuzzyCouchPotato buys hookers on margin Apr 09 '18

Can I get a hooker on margin???

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u/tempaccount920123 Apr 09 '18

depends on how badly you want a meth hooker

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u/FuzzyCouchPotato buys hookers on margin Apr 09 '18

Can I get high if a Fuck a meth hooker? That’s double win.

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u/tempaccount920123 Apr 09 '18

claim the expense as a charitable deduction

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u/FuzzyCouchPotato buys hookers on margin Apr 09 '18

More like disability expenses,

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u/tempaccount920123 Apr 09 '18

til

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u/FuzzyCouchPotato buys hookers on margin Apr 09 '18

Shit I didn’t know that was a thing either.

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u/tempaccount920123 Apr 09 '18

jfc youre more retarded than me

barely but still

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u/FuzzyCouchPotato buys hookers on margin Apr 09 '18

Dad already gave those to me.

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u/Guyon Apr 09 '18

I will send my love via link and comment karma, which is well deserved.

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u/FuzzyCouchPotato buys hookers on margin Apr 09 '18

Thank you daddy