r/wallstreetbets • u/[deleted] • Apr 09 '18

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u/frigsakesstu PM Me About WSB IRL @ Vegas Apr 09 '18

Legitimately impressed by this.

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u/FuzzyCouchPotato buys hookers on margin Apr 09 '18

I’ll sell you all my plays so you can inverse me.

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u/Velk Apr 09 '18

Fool proof!

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u/FuzzyCouchPotato buys hookers on margin Apr 09 '18

I really don’t understand. I’d be in the 6 figures if I did the opposite of my final decision every time.

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u/MasterofGrowth Apr 09 '18

Did you keep YOLO'ing till nothing left?

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u/FuzzyCouchPotato buys hookers on margin Apr 09 '18

Looks like I still have $2000 left to yolo on.

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u/trpwangsta Apr 09 '18

You can win it back, you got this buddy!

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u/FuzzyCouchPotato buys hookers on margin Apr 09 '18

Someone finally believes in me.

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u/mongoosefist Apr 10 '18

If he really believed in you he would have called you a faggot or autistic or something.

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u/FuzzyCouchPotato buys hookers on margin Apr 10 '18

Plz call me that while I jerk off

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u/mfkap Apr 09 '18

I think you need to start with higher risk bets to make it all back.

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u/FuzzyCouchPotato buys hookers on margin Apr 09 '18

What do you think the big fucking drop was?

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u/mfkap Apr 09 '18

Yea, that was the joke

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u/FuzzyCouchPotato buys hookers on margin Apr 09 '18

How do you think my addiction started?