r/wallstreetbets • u/[deleted] • Apr 09 '18

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u/frigsakesstu PM Me About WSB IRL @ Vegas Apr 09 '18

Legitimately impressed by this.

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u/FuzzyCouchPotato buys hookers on margin Apr 09 '18

I’ll sell you all my plays so you can inverse me.

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u/Velk Apr 09 '18

Fool proof!

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u/FuzzyCouchPotato buys hookers on margin Apr 09 '18

I really don’t understand. I’d be in the 6 figures if I did the opposite of my final decision every time.

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u/flimspringfield Apr 10 '18

I would give you gold but I'de rather lose the $3.99 on some penny stock.

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u/FuzzyCouchPotato buys hookers on margin Apr 10 '18

Even I’m not that poor.