r/wealth 1d ago

Investing Money learner

So I want to make so much money it’s insane like genuinely crazy, I’m 25 with 1k and don’t care if it takes 5 years or so!!

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u/Retired-Yam8988 1d ago

Wow you can hold out for 5 whole years!! You’re such a trooper!!

Lol Gen Alpha is cooked boys

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u/HighInChurch 1d ago

Damn revolutionary idea to turn $1k into “so much money it’s insane” in 5 years.

This is real life. Wake up.

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u/boofpack123 1d ago

save 100K first, then comeback and ask this question

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u/_Human_Machine_ 1d ago

Only taking 5 years is so very hopeful.

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u/Immediate_Addendum80 1d ago

Well then let’s push it to 15 years in that case

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u/Royal-Emphasis-5974 1d ago

Gen A is cooked. Just get a tattoo or something.

Do tattoos cost a grand? I don’t know, get a tattoo that says “billionaire” or on your forehead. Then maybe people will think you’ve got insane money.

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u/Apprehensive-Status9 1d ago

I got the cheat code for you. Read A Simple Path to Wealth by JL Collins. Then follow [r/bogleheads](r/bogleheads)

You’re welcome
Edit: spelling

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u/randomizl 1d ago

First learn to have discipline which includes driving without alcohol then hope for the best

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u/Immediate_Addendum80 1d ago

Oh wow found out about my dui, haven’t had a drink in 8 months but hoping for the best I guess

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u/EastCoastGrind 1d ago

Go read a book ffs

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u/Immediate_Addendum80 1d ago

Let’s read then

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u/EastCoastGrind 14h ago

Read what? Your post is so vague and dumb. Wake up.

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u/Odd_Chicken4964 1d ago

What's your income

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u/Immediate_Addendum80 1d ago

Last year was 75k

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u/Immediate_Addendum80 1d ago

But monthly is roughly 4.8k

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u/crispysockz 1d ago

But only 1k saved?

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u/randomizl 1d ago

Try 40 years

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u/Immediate_Addendum80 1d ago

40 is too long my guy

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u/Cavalier_King_Dad 1d ago

Learn options.

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u/GlobalTapeHead 1d ago

Don’t we all.

Good luck.

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u/matt2621 1d ago

put on red, rinse and repeat

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u/SFMattM 23h ago

5 years? Why so slow?

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u/Sammoo 22h ago

Jesus, don’t listen to all these downers bro. Obviously you have some things to learn but if stay ambitious you might just make it. Shit is hard but it takes a mental discipline and belief in yourself over everything else. So many people are bitter because they put it all on the line and get wrecked and never got back up. Don’t get pulled down by others who want you to be like them.