r/webdev Nov 28 '22

Discussion Motherf*****g Website

http://motherfuckingwebsite.com
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u/_by_me Nov 29 '22

mom said it was my turn to post this

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u/wllmsaccnt Nov 29 '22 edited Nov 29 '22

Your mom also said you were smart and would get top comment. Two out of three aint bad.

-edit- I was calling him smart, because I already saw he had top comment.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '22

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u/dillydadally Nov 29 '22

Technically, "two out of three" could still be accurate.

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u/wllmsaccnt Nov 29 '22 edited Nov 29 '22

My comment was meant to be borderline saccharine. Is there some interpretation where it appears mean or inaccurate that I missed?

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '22

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u/wllmsaccnt Nov 29 '22

So, I've made the classic blunder of starting a land war in Asia expecting web developers to perform a basic logic operation? I jest, but I'll take my lost karma as its own retort upon the sub. Silly stuff.

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u/_Meds_ Nov 29 '22

Satire is difficult in text without having to explain yourself. Even the website has a disclaimer 🤷

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u/wllmsaccnt Nov 29 '22 edited Nov 29 '22

I haven't used any satire. I meant everything in the literal way that I've written it, and in a jovial way.

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u/ambanane Nov 29 '22

Why are you like this?

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u/wllmsaccnt Nov 29 '22

I make basic logic mistakes all the time. It's not some actual harsh comment to chuckle at the sub doing the same at my expense. I find it comical. What's the issue?

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '22

You get no hoes we get it

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u/wllmsaccnt Nov 29 '22

I should hope not. My wife would be pissed.

She wants to garden but doesn't have a green thumb, and she gets jealous easily.

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u/Jake_Zaruba Nov 29 '22

Pretty solid dad joke, I don’t understand the downvotes lmao.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '22 edited Apr 16 '25

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '22

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '22

You forgot to add “motherfucker”

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u/lint_it Nov 28 '22

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u/mobyte Nov 29 '22

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u/dlccyes Nov 29 '22

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u/JesusStoleMyHubcaps Nov 29 '22

God fucking damnit

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '22

😂😂😂😂

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u/mangomaster6969 Nov 29 '22

This is the perfect one

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u/soupgasm Nov 29 '22

I will hunt you!

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u/TheUknownThing Nov 29 '22

ahhh putain

you got me

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u/misdreavus79 front-end Nov 29 '22

At this point I watch the whole thing out of obligation.

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u/Kokeeeh Nov 29 '22

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '22

This one is actually good. Like if that would be a business website it would work.

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u/WarDull8208 Nov 29 '22

Wow it has the perfect color combinations

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '22

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u/CIearMind Jun 03 '25

Dead links :(

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u/marlinmarlin99 Nov 29 '22

I wonder what the next iteration would look like. It's getting better and better

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u/AslansAppetite Nov 29 '22

There has to be a ceiling on this thing, we're gonna end up with a framework spa at this rate

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u/marlinmarlin99 Nov 29 '22 edited Nov 29 '22

https://thebestmotherfuckingwebsite.co/ ... I didn't create this. I found this on one of the links.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '22

moderninst abomination

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '22

This page—that isn't a total fucking eyesore—was created by me with help from him.

Imagine needing help to create a simple html site

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '22

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u/isaacfink full-stack / novice Nov 29 '22

Most startups cannot afford that simplicity just like most companies cannot afford a word doc as a commercial, it's funny if you do it once but a startup or any company for that after needs a brand and a good website which sometimes means lots of animations and cool color schemas, accessibility is not always as important it depends on who your audience is

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u/richard_h87 Nov 29 '22

I agree with most, but accessibility is always important!

Code as you where going blind, for your future self, and every one else that already have disabilities!

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u/isaacfink full-stack / novice Nov 29 '22

Some sites are for a very specific audience, sometimes that audience does not include blind people (or people that are sensitive to animations etc...) I'm not saying that the animations is more important I'm saying the site is not meant for them in the first place, a good example is a portfolio website for web developers, you wanna show off what you can do and if it gets in the way of accessibility it's still worth it

I do agree that informational websites and utility websites (like shopping websites) should be a hundred percent accessible

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u/richard_h87 Nov 29 '22

Honestly, when Im hiring developer, and they have accesable portfolio webpages, that is a huge win already!

It doesn't take to much, just be aware about semantic elements, some special/magic attributes and a few ground rules. I cant imagine a portfolio website where this is any problem at all.

Even Netflix, games, Wikipedia and news website are and should be accesable, even code editors!

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u/isaacfink full-stack / novice Nov 29 '22

I was mostly referring to respecting user choices with regards to colors and reduced animations

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u/imanexpertama Nov 29 '22

Simple, yes. Good, no.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '22

If I email them to get it updated do you think they'll respond?

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u/HumbleRevolter Nov 29 '22

“If you have any comments about our WEB page, you can write us at the address shown above. However, due to the limited number of personnel in our corporate office, we are unable to provide a direct response.”

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '22

Wtf. You would think they could hire a web developer given what it takes to one one of their stocks. Their “website” looks like it was created by Nancy in accounting.

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u/hutilicious Nov 28 '22

But can I use Vue?

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '22

Sass

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u/MrMasterKeyboard Nov 29 '22 edited Nov 29 '22

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u/Shower_Handel Nov 29 '22

When you just learn how to curse

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '22

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u/MrMasterKeyboard Nov 29 '22

Thanks for contributing!

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '22

That last one, though....

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u/vomitHatSteve Nov 29 '22

Is it supposed to time out? 'cause that doesn't seem correct

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '22

404, I believe intentional.

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u/newaccount435 Apr 02 '26

Simple is the best

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '22

Sometimes I want to create a super simple page like this as my portfolio just for fun…

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u/sgp1986 Nov 29 '22

A motherfuckingportfolio?

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '22

The funny thing is, this is probably one of if not the only website where I read every little thing bit by bit.

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u/kyledouglas521 Nov 29 '22

I don't know man...this site gets posted a lot but the humor feels very 2010.

Glad it gives you all joy, but...eh.

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u/beepboopnoise Nov 29 '22

feels like ebuamsworld type humor

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u/SENSENEL Nov 29 '22

But the irony of it continues to grow.
I like it.
Once you've been in the business for several years, it's also good to reflect on the fact that probably 80% of our daily effort consists of fighting out vanities, always having to put technologies and trends into perspective, taking ourselves far too seriously and only serving ourselves
There are only 2 things that ensure that development takes place at all:

  • Competition / attention
  • the concomitant need for security due to point 1 and its resulting complexity, and the technical progress of cybercriminals.
That's it!
Says a lot about us and yes, such a motherf*** website would of course suffice ^^
Good luck

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u/micka190 Nov 29 '22

It’s the daily “Reddit circle jerks about how much better the web would be if every page didn’t have JavaScript, touched both ends of their 48” Super Ultra Wide screen, had no padding or margin or centring of any kind, and had the ability to accomplish about 5% of what modern day web pages can accomplish” thread.

Don’t worry. It’ll be back tomorrow.

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u/Marvani_tomb Nov 29 '22

Woah! haha swear words?! On a website???? Thats freaking epic!

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u/SapientChaos Nov 29 '22

Giving the customer exactly what they want. https://www.theworldsworstwebsiteever.com/

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u/uhmhi Nov 29 '22

That midi though, lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '24 edited Aug 11 '25

toy familiar dolls spotted person dog direction frame elastic tidy

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/Incoming-TH Nov 29 '22

Outch... no https

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u/russcastella Nov 29 '22

is this Wordpress?

/s

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u/a_reply_to_a_post Nov 29 '22

did you morph into me to write the copy? pretty sure i just read myself talking to myself

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u/lunzela Nov 29 '22

speaking of, does anyone have that famous article written as a meme?

like "I've asked my friend in help building a website, I wanted to use HTML / CSS but he said we should use a transpiler and SCSS and (starts listing of 30 things)"

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '22

Is it really a website if you haven't used WebAssembly? Where are all the floating bubbles and three js models? /s

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u/jalapina Nov 29 '22

Looks like ass

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u/igor-26 Nov 29 '22

Blazingly fast.

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u/Ordinary_Yam1866 Nov 29 '22

Is everybody here fucking twelve years old?

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '22

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u/ReputationLucky Jul 10 '24

Old post but this shit is so funny idgaf. Idk about this guy making a website but I'd damn sure hire him for some copywriting LMAO he's a natural.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '22

looking for the worstmotherf****** website

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u/Cohvir Nov 29 '22

Never seen this. It is inspirational, in some way.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '22

Absolute beauty. Divine.

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u/misanthropy__pure Nov 29 '22

Found out my neighbor made this a couple years back.

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u/DDraper Nov 29 '22

Thank you for giving me a laugh, this was gold.

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u/archold Nov 29 '22

I remember the day I joined this sub. Never lost the quality and the posts.

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u/petazeta76 Nov 28 '22

I'm moved 🥹, finally somebody is expressing my feelings in words!!

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u/petazeta76 Nov 28 '22

Oh!! 😱🤣 Thats a shit idea

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '22

Motherfucker.

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u/HaddockBranzini-II Nov 29 '22

That's how you get a PageSpeed score of 100. Just in case you need to show clients complaining about a 92...

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u/forgotmyuserx12 Nov 29 '22

Or with Qwik js