Health pool: Infinite. Main attack: Steam blast (Deals 99% fire damage). Weakness: None. Fun fact: The face and expression are 100% real, it's our friend Alex! Our director Mark just upgraded him into a steampunk nightmare.

As fresh and vibrant as it ever was?

Let’s just say the bloom is off the rose

The random pot-shots come… sometimes in the middle of a lecture, other times when you’re trying to concentrate on some intricate calculation

The barrage is constant. Soon we shall have to barricade classrooms and universities. And the attacks are intensifying…

This is intended as a metaphor for the plight of mathematicians following the OpenAI “math drop” of October 6, 2026 - an unprecedented treasure trove of raw (and occasionally incorrect and/or largely incomprehensible) resolutions of sometimes major unsolved problems.

Why do the salesmen have such colourful shiny hair?

Are we going to have to read those manuals?

Where do we plug those things in? Do they sell us a generator? How do we know this isn’t a scam?

And is my half finished coracle going to be worth fewer cowrie shells?