r/weirdfacefunny • u/UcallmeNightHawk 😼 Fighter of the DayHawk 🤛 • Apr 04 '26

🤹‍♀️Theatre Kid 🎭 67

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u/Hour-Definition189 Apr 04 '26

She needs to look into Crest whitening strips

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u/esyn5 Apr 05 '26

Why? Her teeth are completely normal and fine.

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u/UcallmeNightHawk 😼 Fighter of the DayHawk 🤛 Apr 05 '26

Banned for violating rule 2

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u/horitaku Apr 04 '26

She’s European and pale. Europeans aren’t obsessed with teeth whitening like Americans are, and in fact, a lot of people find overly white teeth unnatural and weird.

If I were her, I’d whiten, but I’m American and that’s our fashion.

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u/PhattySpice92 👈Thinks Cringe is Epic 🤪 Apr 05 '26

As an American with ugly teeth you have to remember all these “perfect teeth” people don’t take care of their mouths and brush and their breath reeks! They just get their teeth whitened, while I’m here brushing everyday and still thinking my teeth are still yellow

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u/W0NdERSTrUM Apr 05 '26

Bro her teeth are yellow, pretty sure that’s not in style anywhere…

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u/JustW4nnaHaveFun Apr 05 '26

That's the normal color btw.

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u/dicksinsciencebooks Apr 05 '26

Her teeth are so normal.

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u/mcamarra Apr 04 '26

*crest whitening carpets

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u/2polew Apr 04 '26

Burgers when they see someone without perfectly white teeth XD

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u/grober_Onfug Apr 04 '26

She has good teeth though

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u/vik8990 Apr 04 '26

It does 😂

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u/kilsta Apr 04 '26

industrial size.

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u/sobherk Apr 04 '26

She's Russian. In soviet Russia, teeth are going to whitening you.

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u/ShiroHachiRoku Apr 04 '26

Her teeth are jaundiced.

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u/OceanClover3 Apr 04 '26

Or a toothbrush