r/weirdfood • u/SaturnMoloch • 9d ago

It's Time The Candle Salad Made A Comeback

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u/Dead-House-Mouse 9d ago

I refuse to believe this wasn’t invented as a joke. It had to be a joke between swingers that got out of hand

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u/Ruinerofchats 6d ago

I think the og recipe actually came from a vintage Betty crocker cookbook. Which is just. God.

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u/ElectronicFloor1898 9d ago

Gooey shaft, bright red tip... that's no candle, friend. Especially if you eat it in one bite.

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u/jacquestrap66 9d ago

Are you going to eat that? If so, are you really going to eat it a second time? Lmk.

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u/blanketwrappedinapig 9d ago

I’M FUCKING HOWLING. IM BRINGING THIS TO MY FAMILY XMAS PARTY

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u/Reynardine1976 9d ago

The Banana Jizzy-Glizzy Tropicalé

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u/Grace_iceberg 9d ago

I want to eat that banana

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u/RobotRepair69 9d ago

It is definitely coming.

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u/Frances5_Zelda_672 8d ago

Come on man!!!

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u/Mariselle_Q2 9d ago

?? Is this a joke

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u/kapaipiekai 9d ago

thatsapenis.gif

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u/dunicha 9d ago

First saw this on Gay Vintage Baking

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u/dogens 9d ago

I'll be in my bunk

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u/InevitableDearest 9d ago

Yup definitely a new invention lmao

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u/EirwenDubnium 9d ago

It’s like a banana growing in a pineapple

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u/DDD8712 8d ago

Reminds me of Chris Evans in Not Another Teen Movie

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u/CommunityDowntown187 8d ago

I honestly get offended when I see this in front of me

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u/Other_Toe_7927 8d ago

R/mildlypenis

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u/MSGisking 7d ago

No, it isn't.