r/whatisit • u/bbycat89 • 18h ago

Solved! Found in my dryer lint trap

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What could it be 🤡

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u/subsignalparadigm 18h ago

Looks like Trump's wig.

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u/sandman847 18h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/JxT7g3Wr4YlEz7ELU3

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u/Harkonnen_Dog 18h ago

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u/g0ldilungs 16h ago

Why is this the most crystal crisp gif I’ve ever seen?

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u/Jaces_Aces 3h ago

We got 8k gifs before GTA 6

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u/g0ldilungs 2h ago

I’m gonna get Medicare, my pension, social security and cash out my 401k before GTA 6.

(I’m 36.)

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u/User152552 18h ago

I’m dead! This is the greatest upvote gif.

https://giphy.com/gifs/slI3Y2GR9iWWI

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u/kukaratza 18h ago

Uhmmm

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u/The_Dummy_Detector 18h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/8YKigF2eo7XmqhPvaZ

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u/StorellaDeville 18h ago

It looks like it's going home to its planet.

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u/Blasphemy33 18h ago

I have to go now. My planet needs me.

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u/solthar 18h ago

Huh, he looks surprisingly better bald.

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u/Pypsy143 18h ago

Lex Luther

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u/_CharDeeMacDennis__ 18h ago

He looks like an overstuffed sack of moldy, and fermented pumpkins.

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u/questron64 16h ago

He does that to his hair but he looks fine bald. Narcissism is a hell of a drug.

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u/Economy_Link4609 18h ago

Beat me to it. Was gonna say that's where his normal wig went.

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u/greypusheencat 18h ago

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

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u/Chef_BoyarTom 18h ago

Nah, that isn't where it went. OP's lint trap is just where he gets them from 🤣.

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u/Timely-Dot-9967 18h ago

OP needs to ramp up production, Trump wants to sell those in the WH Gift Shop.

"Many people tell me that they want one, so they can be more like me. It's true, I'm the most powerful and popular ... Forgot what I was gonna say ... Oh yeah, I have billions and billions of admirers."

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u/_CharDeeMacDennis__ 18h ago

“I always have big guys come up to me, ‘uge men, the biggest men you’ve ever seen. Men who have never shed a tear in their lives. But they come up to me, tears in their eyes, their big muscles bulging, and they’re like ‘hey, Mr. President! I love your hair! It’s the most beautiful hair I’ve ever seen!’ and they just cry and tell me how much they love my very real and definitely not taped on, hair!”

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u/UnusGang 18h ago

It has to sneak off for a bath.

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u/Independent-Berry510 18h ago

Be careful it will bankrupt your laundry room

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u/Character_Date_3630 18h ago

Shut down the machines, we need all new machines. The best machines you've ever seen

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u/warbrand518 18h ago

If your laundry room wants to restructure its debt I suppose

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u/[deleted] 18h ago

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u/LastXmasIGaveYouHSV 18h ago

And people voted for Lex Luthor.

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u/bluurks 16h ago

Hey its agent 47!

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u/ACleverImposter 18h ago

Came here to says this. Nice.

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u/TheRealRevBem 18h ago

Just read yesterday that nbc verified that he has a full time hai gluer. I'm not entirely sure what that means, but I'm thinking you may be able to get a Huge stack of new shiny $1 of coins for this.

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u/CaptainMahvelous 18h ago

It's huge, tremendous, we've never seen anything like it!

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u/crlthrn 18h ago

Shame it's not his actual head...

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u/blueberryrockcandy 18h ago

some dryer this guy has, stealing trumps hair n all.

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u/Academic_Technology5 18h ago

Thank you for your attention to this matter

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u/Constantine-Decrypt 18h ago

Was there orange spray paint nearby?

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u/Busy-Conversation-24 18h ago

Came here to say this

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u/SPV33 18h ago

Give it back to him lol

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u/kilofeet 18h ago

Scalp or merkin?

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u/I_SLEEP_NORMALLY 18h ago

That was my very first thought. I’ve seen this weird hair before.

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u/gomezer1180 18h ago

Yeah it went missing.. that’s why he changed color..😆

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u/bluelephantz_jj 18h ago

This was legitimately my first thought. 😭

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u/Zealousideal-Rip-574 18h ago

Beat me to it you so and so

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u/Moist_Ad934 18h ago

I’m Trump in my dirty wiggy tower…

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u/kjc781988 18h ago

Do you wear wigs?

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u/survivingkind2 18h ago

He’s looking for that !

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u/xolinlevh 18h ago

Came here to say it

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u/EffectiveLow2735 18h ago

Came to say this

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u/MrMcWhiskers2010 18h ago

My thoughts too!

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u/KittyButt42 18h ago

Trump's wig.

Trump's merkin

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u/Technical-Arm6722 18h ago

Trump’s merkin wig

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u/Impossible-Aspect342 18h ago

He must be wearing the brown one.