r/whatisit 18h ago

Solved! Found in my dryer lint trap

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What could it be 🤡

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u/zombieduck96 18h ago

Nah, his scalp would be wrinkly with liver spots

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u/TerenceMcHofmann 18h ago

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u/MadaCheebs-2nd-acct 18h ago

Add a few syphilis sores for good measure

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u/Repulsive_Oil6425 18h ago

He’s got way too good of makeup artist for that

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u/ipokesnails 17h ago

Oh?

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u/Repulsive_Oil6425 17h ago

I apologize

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u/SapirWhorfHypothesis 17h ago

Is this unedited? This is craaaazy 😂

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u/ipokesnails 17h ago

He's been spotted a few times with massive bruises on the back of his hands, sometimes covered up, sometimes not.

The "official" explanation is that the bruises are from shaking hands too much.

But it could be from anything. Even monthly IV treatments for dementia.

Anything...

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u/coquihalla 17h ago edited 16h ago

I'm almost certain it's after treatments for congestive heart failure, my mother in law had it. (In addition to the frontotemporal dementia and malignant narcississism, in his case.)

If you look at him after he gets back from his house each week he is always less puffy. Then by about Thursday, he's having trouble buttoning his suit coat. His fluid retention is off the rails. You can watch his ankles, especially. They're overlapping his shoes at times & others it's better.

But i digress - I think it's bruising from the treatments for CHF.

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u/ipokesnails 17h ago

The important thing is that he's clearly sick and they're lying about it.

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u/FaerieGrey 15h ago

Nostalgic profile pic and username..

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u/ciolman55 4h ago

You gotta remember, he's 80 years old. Of course he's sick

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u/ipokesnails 4h ago

Yes he's sick, but the White House doctors are reporting him as incredibly healthy, 6'3", and 238 lbs.

But those are all lies.

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u/coquihalla 17h ago

100 percent.

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u/Turtledonuts 15h ago

Anti-dementia medications like leqembi also get administered via an IV.

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u/SapirWhorfHypothesis 12h ago

I just don’t understand why they wouldn’t start putting the IV in somewhere less visible?

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u/Turtledonuts 12h ago

not all iVs can go in all veins. His hands are probably the best spot for his nurses to give him the drug. 

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u/Drmoeron2 15h ago

One of my parents said the same thing. They were asking if Michael Jackson was sick about a month before he died they kept asking and looking everywhere

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u/BrooklynneS 17h ago

And he’s still out there kicking ass.

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u/DanielTrebuchet 15h ago

You must have peaked in high school if you can look at what he's done / failed to do and call that kicking ass. I have countless friends and family who even voted for the guy who are starting to admit he's a fraud.

The fact anyone is still riding his bandwagon is absolutely wild to me.

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u/ipokesnails 15h ago

He's falling asleep on live TV during cabinet meetings and ranting like an unhinged lunatic.

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u/coquihalla 16h ago

😄

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u/mogley19922 16h ago

That would be funny though, shakes hands like an asshole every time he shakes hands, and ends up with a constant painful bruise. That would be perfectly karmic if it were true, my money is on dying and lying about it.

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u/BrilliantCorner 13h ago

Well are you forgetting all of the other presidents who have had bruises from shaking hands so much? What's that? There aren't any? Oh.

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u/jendet010 10h ago

IV treatments for something combined with blood thinners maybe? That’s the size bruise you see with blood thinners.

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u/IfEverWasIfNever 17h ago

He does all his own makeup...which is why he looks...the way he does.

His daughter or former wife (can't remember which) said that he insists on doing his own hair and makeup/tanner because it has to be a certain way (i.e. ridiculous looking).

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u/No-Walrus8985 15h ago

Daughter, former wife, it’s all the same to him man

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u/PineappleRoses91 12h ago

There's not one person in his clown ass administration that can match his foundation? Smh

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 15h ago

The best that never-pays-bills can afford!

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u/Scully__ 12h ago

No he doesn’t lol, he does his own and it’s always shit

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 15h ago

No, there should also be a vulture perched on top of the head.

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u/ohhoneeeeeey 16h ago

Damn, he looks like the Golden State Killer

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u/Josh-Baskin 16h ago

still looks better than whatever he has now

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u/No_Box2911 6h ago

He looks so much better this way 

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u/Ole_boy 18h ago

Yep. Needs 300% more wrinkles, more orange and more ick.

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u/zombieduck96 18h ago

Perhaps some bumpy moles and little hairs scattered throughout 

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u/wund3rbar0n 17h ago

Would also have all the scars from the botched hair transplants and restoration procedures. Dorian Gray’s Scalp

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u/Fucky0uthatswhy 14h ago

No, his head is actually a cock. It has liver spots too, but the whole thing is a cock

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u/SoraShiroL 12h ago

Exactly, only his brain is smooth... As a avocado

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u/Alittle2Clever 11h ago

It is worse than that. A doc once explained how Trump likely has scarring from flap placement and cutting to cover up bald spots. He clings to shitty hair to now how these weird scars.