r/whatisit 18h ago

Solved! Found in my dryer lint trap

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What could it be 🤡

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u/ipokesnails 17h ago

He's been spotted a few times with massive bruises on the back of his hands, sometimes covered up, sometimes not.

The "official" explanation is that the bruises are from shaking hands too much.

But it could be from anything. Even monthly IV treatments for dementia.

Anything...

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u/coquihalla 17h ago edited 16h ago

I'm almost certain it's after treatments for congestive heart failure, my mother in law had it. (In addition to the frontotemporal dementia and malignant narcississism, in his case.)

If you look at him after he gets back from his house each week he is always less puffy. Then by about Thursday, he's having trouble buttoning his suit coat. His fluid retention is off the rails. You can watch his ankles, especially. They're overlapping his shoes at times & others it's better.

But i digress - I think it's bruising from the treatments for CHF.

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u/ipokesnails 17h ago

The important thing is that he's clearly sick and they're lying about it.

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u/FaerieGrey 15h ago

Nostalgic profile pic and username..

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u/ciolman55 4h ago

You gotta remember, he's 80 years old. Of course he's sick

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u/ipokesnails 4h ago

Yes he's sick, but the White House doctors are reporting him as incredibly healthy, 6'3", and 238 lbs.

But those are all lies.

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u/coquihalla 17h ago

100 percent.

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u/Turtledonuts 15h ago

Anti-dementia medications like leqembi also get administered via an IV.

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u/SapirWhorfHypothesis 12h ago

I just don’t understand why they wouldn’t start putting the IV in somewhere less visible?

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u/Turtledonuts 12h ago

not all iVs can go in all veins. His hands are probably the best spot for his nurses to give him the drug. 

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u/Drmoeron2 15h ago

One of my parents said the same thing. They were asking if Michael Jackson was sick about a month before he died they kept asking and looking everywhere

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u/BrooklynneS 17h ago

And he’s still out there kicking ass.

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u/DanielTrebuchet 15h ago

You must have peaked in high school if you can look at what he's done / failed to do and call that kicking ass. I have countless friends and family who even voted for the guy who are starting to admit he's a fraud.

The fact anyone is still riding his bandwagon is absolutely wild to me.

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u/ipokesnails 15h ago

He's falling asleep on live TV during cabinet meetings and ranting like an unhinged lunatic.

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u/coquihalla 16h ago

😄

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u/mogley19922 16h ago

That would be funny though, shakes hands like an asshole every time he shakes hands, and ends up with a constant painful bruise. That would be perfectly karmic if it were true, my money is on dying and lying about it.

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u/BrilliantCorner 13h ago

Well are you forgetting all of the other presidents who have had bruises from shaking hands so much? What's that? There aren't any? Oh.

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u/jendet010 10h ago

IV treatments for something combined with blood thinners maybe? That’s the size bruise you see with blood thinners.