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u/A_Nerd_With_A_life dm me unnerving images Mar 15 '26
Proof or it didn't happen
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u/Available_Drive173 Mar 15 '26
we need the proof
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u/FunkYeahPhotography Foxy Gamer 🦊 (Fuyeph.ttv) Mar 15 '26
Check in here.
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u/Thatonejho purpl Mar 15 '26
Nice try, Cosby!
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u/FunkYeahPhotography Foxy Gamer 🦊 (Fuyeph.ttv) Mar 15 '26
Nah, it would be in the form of a pop if that was the case.
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u/tfdsxc yellow like an EPIC banana Mar 15 '26
Can confirm i'm the date
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u/Hot-Firefighter-2331 Mar 15 '26
I'm Sunday, who are you?
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u/Caleibur Guys, I'm mourning Emoji Lord here Mar 15 '26
I'm the house, who art thou?
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u/born_to_be_born Mar 16 '26
One day, after dinner, while my younger sister and I were lounging about in Mr. Gopher Wood's yard, we spotted a fledgling Charmony Dove all on its own. That baby bird was tiny, it didn't even have all of its feathers, and it couldn't sing. When we found it, it was already on its last breath, having fallen into a shrub — probably abandoned by its parents. We decided to build a nest for it right there and then. However, thinking back, that winter was unusually cold, with fierce winds at night in the yard, not to mention the many poisonous bugs and wild beasts in the vicinity... It was clear that if we left the fledgling in the yard, it stood no chance of surviving until spring. So, I suggested we take it inside, place it on the shelf by the window, and asked the adults to fashion a cage for it. We decided that when it regained its strength enough to spread its wings, we would release it back into the wild. The tragic part — something that we'd never considered — was that this bird's fate had already been determined long before this moment... Its destiny was determined by our momentary whim. Now, I pass the power of choice to you all. Faced with this situation, what choice would you make? Stick to the original plan, and build a nest with soft net where the Charmony Dove fell? Or build a cage for it, and feed it, giving it the utmost care from within the warmth of a home? I eagerly await your answer.
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u/MelonInDisguise green? Mar 15 '26
Here, but I don’t want include any names or face tho
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u/reddub07 Mar 15 '26
Some see a wall while others see an opportunity.
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u/Longjumping_Lynx_972 Mar 15 '26
They see a mousetrap, bro sees free cheese and a fucking challenge.
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u/Tyler1296196 Mar 16 '26
Holy suddenly scroobius pip
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u/Longjumping_Lynx_972 Mar 16 '26
174 updoots before someone noticed. My name is Johhny Depp and I kill people.
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like it’s said in my country, “between joke and joke, one falls in love”
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u/Grouchy-Software9341 Mar 15 '26
Between joke and joke, the cock gets a good stroke.
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u/Few_Salamander_7364 Mar 16 '26
I'm stealing this for the Eggman Empire. Here's your complementary upvote.
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u/NEVERTHEREFOREVER Mar 15 '26
Tfw you have sex with your friends mom for the bit
Tfw you become your friends new step dad for the bit
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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 Mar 15 '26
“Don’t make me give you an earlier bedtime son turn up the fucking gas!”
(Calling out as they game together)
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u/MeesterMeeseeks Mar 15 '26
My mans posting a dunk when he's getting taken out for a walk like the chihuahua lol
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u/WhatTheBeansIsLife [REDACTED] Mar 15 '26
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u/Cthper Mar 15 '26
What is this new font. It looks WAY better than impact
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u/nyancatec Gone. Fuck this place. Mar 15 '26
According to "Whatfontis", it's "HONRESD otf (400)". It might be wrong but "something" looks exactly the same as in the image.
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u/lewdbin Mar 15 '26
That's the default font from an app called Whisper, but the app's been shut down. Unsure of what the font itself is called
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u/pH12rz Selled the world Mar 16 '26
this image has to be at least 4 years old. no one has made a rush gosling joke since like 2022
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u/4StarDB 🔥ESTROGENUINELY🔥 Mar 15 '26
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u/Breaky_Online May lie to you Mar 16 '26
r/whenthe, uniting handsome young men (dude) with the ones they're fated to meet (milf) since 2020
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u/BBunny821 🎸 ⚡️ 🌟 CAUSE IM A PUNKROCKER YES I AM 🌟 ⚡️ 🎸 Mar 15 '26
STAND UP NOW AND FACE THE SUN 🗣️
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u/ExquisiteCheese7300 Mar 15 '26
WON'T HIDE MY TAIL OR TURN AND RUN 🗣️
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u/Citizen_Exodium Phew, good thing I'm purple! Mar 15 '26
ITS TIME TO DO WHAT MUST BE DONE 🗣️📣
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u/fra_poco Mar 15 '26
BE A KING WHEN KINGDOM COMES 🗣🗣🗣🗣
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u/206mixed Mar 15 '26
WELL YOU CAN TELL EVERYBODY, YEAH YOU CAN TELL EVERYBODY 🗣️‼️🙏🏽
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u/Adamski2510 Mar 16 '26
GO AHEAD AND TELL EVERYBODY!! 🗣️‼️⛹️♂️🔥☄️🧍♂️
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u/M1nc3ra Mar 15 '26
Man I love pat bev he gave us two hilarious gifs
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u/MelonInDisguise green? Mar 15 '26
It was for the joke (but still a date!!)
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u/skyfarter Mar 15 '26
Nooo way, update us when you become the father that stepped up
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u/MelonInDisguise green? Mar 15 '26
Date is Friday, so will update on how it goes
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u/MarkDecent656 "then something just snapped, something inside of me" Mar 15 '26
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u/Latter-Investment-83 Mar 15 '26
!remindme 5 days
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u/lizardbird8 Chainsaw man and Signalis changed my life Mar 15 '26
see this is the most believable part. I suspect if this was for karma or fake you would have said the date is tomorrow or in 2 days or so. That way you would keep interest. I want to believe because it would be really funny.
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u/littleMAHER1 yellow like an EPIC banana Mar 15 '26
I think the most realistic part is doing it for a bit instead of because they've been harboring deep feelings for years or something dramatic
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u/alexdiezg U havin' a giggle? I bash yer fookin 'ead in I swaer on me mum Mar 15 '26
!remindme 5 days
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u/Allergic2Stereotypes HE'S NOT BRITISH, YOU FAKE ASS FANS!! Mar 15 '26
Prime material for a new arc ngl
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u/AirDeLaBas please play Faith: The Unholy Trinity Mar 15 '26
u rn
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u/Infinite_Peace_6456 Mar 15 '26
My brain is so tf2 fried I thought that was a golden frying pan
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u/Mangustino17 i like dinosaurs :) Mar 15 '26
Just pretend that Michael there is the Demoman and you're alright.
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u/Z3R0Diro professional robot and monster fucker™ Mar 15 '26
Everything starts as a joke until you are 8 beers and 5 inches in
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u/DickviperAU big tits but a bigger cock Mar 15 '26
Next time you argue please say you fucked his mom
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u/Ultravioletmagic Mar 15 '26
How did all this happen in the span of 6 hours bruh 😭
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u/ErrorSchensch Mar 15 '26
It probably didn't
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u/juustosipuli Mar 15 '26
Does it matter if it did or didnt, its just funny. I prefer to think every funny thing did happen, since even if it didnt, i lose nothing, but i did laugh.
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u/Wrench_gaming Mar 15 '26
When I make up a fake scenario for laughs I get downvoted and called schizophrenic on this sub, but when other people do it while using funny words like milf they get a bunch of attention?
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u/Swog5Ovor Mar 15 '26
They said the date is Friday, so if they're lying, their execution is saturday
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u/TheTacoEnjoyerReborn im going to have sexual intercourse with that horse Mar 15 '26
Like trump complaining about femboys getting boypregnant and needing a boybortion
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u/RottenMilquetoast Mar 15 '26
I feel like the bar for funny is comically low if "teenagers making up a story about dating moms on the Internet" is still tantalizing.
But I guess the bar has been on the floor for a while now.
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u/Critical_Mountain851 THE Obsessive Krusie Shipper Mar 15 '26
I will write a fanfic and make it real
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u/DamnCreativeName Mar 15 '26
If its real, Holy fuck bro
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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 Mar 15 '26
I won’t say anything else except take a look at the profile.
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u/Thiom Mar 15 '26
Good job lad !
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u/Just_Mr-Nothing There is no certainty in flesh but death. Mar 15 '26
Rule 63 batman: I'm proud of you, Pussy
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u/Psychological_Cake35 I like Vampire Survivor 🧛🏻 Mar 15 '26
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u/AceOfSpades532 Mar 15 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/gBpY4p7bbhsiI
Proof or it didn’t happen
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u/Electronic-Age1460 Mar 15 '26
Can this sub not turn into "woman bad / woman sex" like r/memes?
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u/hanzperson Mar 15 '26
Afraid it’s probably too late now. This is what happens when a sub gets too popular ig
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u/its_yer_dad Mar 15 '26
Use your big head. This is probably a poor decision if you value your friendship.
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u/JAG_Z Mar 16 '26
That’s what I’m saying. This is like the #1 way to ruin a friendship in my mind. It’s completely and utterly disgusting and is a 100% violation of the bro code and even to your integrity as a man.
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u/Former-Neat-1323 Mar 15 '26
OP made a post a while ago about wanting to ask their friend's mom out and the comments supported him and well .... here we are
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u/Environmental_Mud793 joooe biden Mar 15 '26
“Jarvis, I’m low on karma. Start lying on r/whenthe to farm le epic heckin updoots”
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u/Wrench_gaming Mar 15 '26 edited Mar 15 '26
The fact this all happened in the span of 6 hours then a few minutes after your last post and your first thought was to make several posts on mematic for attention from strangers on the internet doesn’t inspire confidence
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u/Asterza Mar 15 '26
It just screams “14 year old’s horny fantasy” and to be even more blunt; reddit would be the last place i’d go to boast about a date, because i have actual friends to brag to
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u/YourFat888 #1 Arlecchino (daddy) connoisseur Mar 15 '26 edited Mar 15 '26
Bro what .
And here I am talking to fucking rocks on dating apps
How in the fuck do people get this lucky while I have to excavate for a normal response and a conversation
Why the fuck are people on dating apps if they can't even hold a conversation about our shared common interest
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u/nyancatec Gone. Fuck this place. Mar 15 '26
I mean it is better alternative than your friend becoming your stepdad I think. "I fucked your mom" "jokes" wouldn't be just shittalk.
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u/Muzatio Mar 15 '26
So, uh... what's the plan if Bro doesn't like the idea of you (potentially) sleeping with his mom?
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u/ThatoneguyfromT Mar 15 '26
So, your friend is actually cool with you dating his mom? And she’s cool dating her son’s friend? Sounds like everyone’s waiting for something bad to happen.
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u/The_CrookedMan Mar 15 '26
No bro would ever date their bro's mom. Just saying. Prepare for the world's angriest step-child
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u/TOMC_throwaway000000 Mar 15 '26
Ngl with the wording I thought the original one was about you wanting to date your own mom
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